I’m gonna make Dilo fights and have other tribes pay me to watch them
First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
Me forgot to turn my rexes and gigas on passive and they are in an orderly line. THAT ONE DILO: Ooh I’m just gonna bite that big dinos leg then my hard work of neatness is ruined.
Like for that dilo death 💀
THE HECK!!!!! DILOS DONT SPIT POISON THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A REALISTIC GAME!!!! THEY GOT THE POISON OUT OF THE JURASSIC PARK MOVIE LIKE BRUH!!!
UPD00T SO ARK CAN SEE THIS AND IMMEDIATELY FIX IT
Tamed and named 2 of em
One called "she spits"
The other "she swallows"
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me
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