The killer of all Noobs , I had a thatch base when I was a noob , I saw this guy running at meh base after I was coming back from dodo taming, don't hate lol. I ran and my base was destroyed. :0 one up.vote is one flower for my poor little soul

First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

"I will look for what you're taming, I will find it, and I will spit on it and eat it."
-Every dilo on the island

They’re a bunch of twats. Run and don’t look back.

This dino's favorite game is whack-a-noob

When I was a noob I saw one I was about to kill it when my tribmate said “BEHIND YOU” I look behind and well 12 raptors vs two people ( I ran away and they killed my tribemate and ran into another one) that, that is instant carma

I have basically a Dilo egg farm. I have way too many dilos but it’s fine. They produce eggs likes there’s no tomorrow lol. Fertilized ones, Normal ones, poop all the time, I could go on but I won’t because I don’t want this to be insanely long. I don’t really bring my dilos out of the base because I don’t want them to be killed but they would make amazing bodyguards if I actually brought them outside.

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

Not live in packs???? I was injured and was invaded by a pack of ten of these guys once, but killed them easily

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin

Starting the first ark: what the?! Dilo? Oh no run! Those things are poison raptors😱

Today: what's a dilo doing here? You know I'm your predator. Now let me take your meat!

New Player: “A worthy opponent!”
End-game player: *scoffs* “cockroach”

So I tamed one of this a week ago and lost him when I died.

I saw a dilo and ran from it until I realized it was my dilo I lost a week ago

Ok so when you try to knock out a creature and you got like a lot of tamed dilos behind you that you didn't whistle stop. They will devour the creature you were trying to tame

Once pain a time I tamed a level three dilo. For some reason it just would not follow me, so out of anger I left it in the forest in which dwelled raptors, therizinos, and even a few carnos. Later that day I joined a tribe, and forgot all about my little dilo, who I was sure had been killed by some horrid beast (I had set him to aggressive after all). Three months later I was checking the tames list and there was my dilo, alive and well on the list. I was overjoyed he had survived. I went to find him. As I came near the spot I had left home I received an alert. It said “Dilophosaur lvl 3 was killed by Dilophosaur lvl 1”. After that, let’s just say that anyone with dilophosauaphobia would feel safe and happy in that forest.

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

Unnamed meme: SPITTING’S A BAD HABIT