Funny thing here when I was playing single ark mobile: so I was still early-game, right? Then I did the “hunt Dilo” pursuit, and. I finished it and got a ascendant bow.

Never died to a Dilo. Ever

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

Dilo 1: hurry up! We have to go!

Dilo 2: hold on! I’m doing something!

Dilo 1: fine I’ll give you 2 minutes! Ok?

Dilo 2: give me more! This’ll take a lot longer then you think!

Dilo 1: just hurry up!

Dilo 3: what’s going on here?

Dilo 2: just give me a dilomint! (Minute and dilo mixed) (laughs”)

Dilo 3: stop arguing you venomous raptors!

(Drum roll please..)

Dilo1 and 2: No! And give us a dilomint!

Hoped you liked it! And if your wondering what was the funny part (tried thinking hard for this so if it’s not funny, pretend it is please.) is, dilomint.

-SpecialRaptor

Stimberries are white

Narcoberries are black

If noobs are dumb

SPIT ATTACK

My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)

This dino's favorite game is whack-a-noob

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

How to tame a dilo!

Step 1: slap it a ton

Step 2: Shove meat up it’s dumb little face

Step..?: YOU GOT A FLIPPING DILO

Get like 3p of them and you can destroy every thatch base on the shore unless you encounter a guy with a raptor or crossbow and who can jump , then your dilo's are screwdriver

What I did late game was I got around 80 dilpos and buffed their health. I destroyed t-rexs

So like i joined this public server in ARK Mobile i rided my PT Called Sky Camper- Lvl 197 I went to the Volcano i saw this base the tribe is called "Dilo Army" It had like 100 DILOS AND THE DILOS WERE LVL 560 AND 210 and i saw this Giga it was lvl 789 Male and it had 600k HP and IT LOST TO JUST HALF THE DILOS XD

Guys rip craig…he was slaughtered by a spino 😔

Fvrvrvrh gffgggg gffdfff ugrhrbrb

Saw a flying one the server was not laggy he was just flying and disappeared into the sky I was laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣

This dude literally attacked a Cnidaria

One day I was exploring I tried taming another dilo because in my base I had 6 dilo's then a raptor killed me i respawned and made my dilo's get ready to fight and I said "don't mess with the boys" and I charged at the raptor it got killed so fast that I didn't see it's body for even a second 😂😂🤣

Me and my friend had a dilo named "Kondoom Vol Akkers" (Condom Full Pinecones) ,he was our best friend on our raft house we loved him.

Yea...what a legend

He drowned '-'

Ok so like these guys are annoying af. I recommend that you kill any of these on sight, plus they give you meat and hide, a good amount as well. I had joined my first game of ARK, it had turned night then this mf jumped me and killed me. Like I was shocked at wtf just killed me