Well I was just getting some beerys then I come a cross 5 dilos fighting 2 pachys is all the who’ll thing till I died huh huh but the pachys won so dilos are weak and annoying but dumb.

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptor😂😀 iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it

1 like = 1 rip 🪦 dilo

( he never had a name )

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

When you starting they will be around you everywhere, don't expect no death

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

Do you wanna see the most illegal thing I own?

A dilophosaurus saddle.

Ok listen to this ..... I have 4dilos ,big mama , Fred , jerry , Alex ...... now big mama has 1096 health 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and put together can take on 2 brontos

Lol Like plz if you think this is funny

Ps all are girls except Alex 🤣🤣

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

I have one named Slickback (as in A Dilo Named Slickback), he has a harem. The server I'm on had a strong run of perfect weather and every 5 minutes, I acquired new babies that were raised in The Spartan Way.

After 30 minutes, I had 31 Dilos following me around slaughtering all in their path. They are the Dilo Death Locusts.

He attack

He protect

But most importantly

He SPIT

So do no poke him

Because he might have bad virus

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

Great when you have a butt load of them (3-6)… better not pull up on my block with the dilo raptor gang!

Me forgot to turn my rexes and gigas on passive and they are in an orderly line. THAT ONE DILO: Ooh I’m just gonna bite that big dinos leg then my hard work of neatness is ruined.

Like for that dilo death 💀

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)

When you start ark:

AHH! DILOPHOSAUR! NOOOOOOOO *dies*

When ur Midgame:

Oh. A dilo. Free meat I guess. *kills dilo*

When ur endgame:

Dilo: *walks by*

Ur lvl 500 titan: LEMME DEAL WITH THIS FOR YA

Dilo: *dies*

When you start ark:

AHH! DILOPHOSAUR! NOOOOOOOO *dies*

When ur Midgame:

Oh. A dilo. Free meat I guess. *kills dilo*

When ur endgame:

Dilo: *walks by*

Ur lvl 500 titan: LEMME DEAL WITH THIS FOR YA

Dilo: *dies*