First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

So guys I tell the tales of my dilos, so I was just minding my own business until I accidentally hit a carbonemys, and my dilo was on aggressive so it attacked it and the carbo killed my dilo and because and I was angry and foolishly attacked it instead of running away to try and avenge my dilo but it ended in failure, I tried many times but I kept failing. And now I have a soft spot for my dilos, and I vow to avenge my dilo by killing as much carbos as I can when I can, let’s start killing all carbonemys’s!

Had a lvl 42, she was female and quite the op. I was forced to hide on a rock out of fear of a sarco. I was honestly tired of it so I whistled for her to take care of praying that she would. Let’s just say that sarco’s wig was snatched unfortunately she was later killed by trikes who didn’t understand the meaning of personal space. May Jade forever R.I.P.😇😇😭😭😔😔

Got about 23 of them.. they still can’t kill the dodos :,( r.i.p my venomous pancakes

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

Did u know that grasshoppers spit acid. I named mine Hoppers

I've watched a YouTuber and he was attacked by one of these he was circling it and it managed to snipe him

So I took a pack of these when I went to get some more meat and I ran into some raptors, let’s just say they didn’t feel so good.

I take these things with me for protection then right after they kill a bronto with me I get ready to go harvest it but by the time I get of my mount and run over w my tool out they’ve already harvested the thing and only got 15 hide from the whole thing each smh

I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.

I have a army of these but...I'm not even a noob im pretty much a pro. So...why dilos? Because their friggin strong when you only level up melee and health and movement speed.*movement speed Is for quicker attacking.

They don't know who you are but they will look for you, they will find you, and they will spit on you.

One day I took my dilo to hunt on aggressive I’m watching it BUT IT STARTS TO ATTACK A TRIKE

So when I was going to a beach a silo came and spit poop on me

DONT GET DIRECTLY INFRON IF IT i learned that the hard way XD

When I first saw one I thought it was a little raptor till I punched it

Internet ) HI I’m tiny
Real life ) I’m 20 feet long