First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

God these little shits can kill a new player and their dodo pets in an instant,how do I know that?Well I was that new player with that dodo pet.

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

Me: Man, I need exp!
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:What’s with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about

Thousands of noobs are DYING 1 like = one ultra noob saved

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

Me as a new nooby player: I need to get some stuff raptor maby sees dilo perfect forgets the spit poison.

The dilo: well... hello there... let's get at boys

My screen: now where to respawn

Me: respawn right next to same pack of silos

Oops my heart went oh no oh no oh no no no no no.

Perfect low-lvl tame, also perfect noob killer.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin

How to tame a dilo!
Step 1: slap it a ton
Step 2: Shove meat up it’s dumb little face
Step..?: YOU GOT A FLIPPING DILO

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

When i had a orange dilo someone walked up to me and asked me what are the animals you tamed and i pulled my orange dilo and said “This Is My Orange Chicken”

I had about 20 dilos all lvl 20 then I went exploring with all my dilos on a cliff all my dilos fell done the cliff and got eated by 3 megalodonds only 4 survived

The killer of all Noobs , I had a thatch base when I was a noob , I saw this guy running at meh base after I was coming back from dodo taming, don't hate lol. I ran and my base was destroyed. :0 one up.vote is one flower for my poor little soul

This dino's favorite game is whack-a-noob

I was a noob once and got killed by dillos like everytime I spawned in but all you need is a pike and make the silos are below level 50 and just stab them until its dead you can also take on about 3 or maybe even 4 its pretty easy once you get used to it. :)

First time I saw a dilo I did not know anything and was even scared of dodos and I saw a dilo and slapped its cheeks while freaking the flip out when I knocked it out I was just dumb and gave it berries and was like... “should this work?” Then I used big brain time and realized it was hostile which meant it wanted meat so I slapped a dodo’s cheeks put dat meat in the inventory then did that a whole bunch more and then I ruled... until I saw a alpha carno... yea you can guess the rest.