Here’s how you scare away one of these things, get five feet away from it and stare it in the eye. (if your screen gets blurry and green, that means it’s working) Stand still after that and don’t move no matter what. If you move it won’t work....

Me and my tribemate tamed one, we named him Bob. We brought him to our base and left to tame...get? I forgot what we were getting, but anyways in the chat it said "Your Dilophosaurus was killed by a Dilophosaurus!" And also our Parasaur was killed by the same Dilo. R.I.P Bob and Paris.

First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Once pain a time I tamed a level three dilo. For some reason it just would not follow me, so out of anger I left it in the forest in which dwelled raptors, therizinos, and even a few carnos. Later that day I joined a tribe, and forgot all about my little dilo, who I was sure had been killed by some horrid beast (I had set him to aggressive after all). Three months later I was checking the tames list and there was my dilo, alive and well on the list. I was overjoyed he had survived. I went to find him. As I came near the spot I had left home I received an alert. It said “Dilophosaur lvl 3 was killed by Dilophosaur lvl 1”. After that, let’s just say that anyone with dilophosauaphobia would feel safe and happy in that forest.

I made an actual baby dilo (put on wandering and put them in tiny space)

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

I’m a noob .... saw a Dili and thought they where awesome ... I was wrong it was sooooo powerful 29 levels later and have just tamed my faith Dilo hunted a baronx and decided to look in my dilos inventory .......
it still had all my stuff😂

Day 1 oh shit dude i will go pass by it
Day 70 walking with raptor(dilo attacks me)
Me and my raptor: so....you have chosen..death

They blind you more than a friking Chalicotherium does. Chalis attack is called blindness

Once upon a time ( this was when I first started playing) I had a dilo and I didn’t know what setting it to aggressive would do and next to us was a triceratops and yeah you could guess what happened next RIP dildo version 66.0 oh and I died too so note to self don’t set your dilo on aggressive please unless you want to die then sure go ahead no one’s stopping you

I named mine poopus because it kept pooping all over the place. He would always be standing on rock

Troy

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

Now listen when taming you have to walk up to it with no armour and give it a hug it will then give you a slimy kiss and now it is your freind

Got about 23 of them.. they still can’t kill the dodos :,( r.i.p my venomous pancakes

Had a lvl 42, she was female and quite the op. I was forced to hide on a rock out of fear of a sarco. I was honestly tired of it so I whistled for her to take care of praying that she would. Let’s just say that sarco’s wig was snatched unfortunately she was later killed by trikes who didn’t understand the meaning of personal space. May Jade forever R.I.P.😇😇😭😭😔😔

I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.