ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dilo 1: hurry up! We have to go!
Dilo 2: hold on! I’m doing something!
Dilo 1: fine I’ll give you 2 minutes! Ok?
Dilo 2: give me more! This’ll take a lot longer then you think!
Dilo 1: just hurry up!
Dilo 3: what’s going on here?
Dilo 2: just give me a dilomint! (Minute and dilo mixed) (laughs”)
Dilo 3: stop arguing you venomous raptors!
(Drum roll please..)
Dilo1 and 2: No! And give us a dilomint!
Hoped you liked it! And if your wondering what was the funny part (tried thinking hard for this so if it’s not funny, pretend it is please.) is, dilomint.
So like i joined this public server in ARK Mobile i rided my PT Called Sky Camper- Lvl 197 I went to the Volcano i saw this base the tribe is called "Dilo Army" It had like 100 DILOS AND THE DILOS WERE LVL 560 AND 210 and i saw this Giga it was lvl 789 Male and it had 600k HP and IT LOST TO JUST HALF THE DILOS XD
One day I was exploring I tried taming another dilo because in my base I had 6 dilo's then a raptor killed me i respawned and made my dilo's get ready to fight and I said "don't mess with the boys" and I charged at the raptor it got killed so fast that I didn't see it's body for even a second 😂😂🤣
Ok so like these guys are annoying af. I recommend that you kill any of these on sight, plus they give you meat and hide, a good amount as well. I had joined my first game of ARK, it had turned night then this mf jumped me and killed me. Like I was shocked at wtf just killed me