First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

How to tame a dilo!
Step 1: slap it a ton
Step 2: Shove meat up it’s dumb little face
Step..?: YOU GOT A FLIPPING DILO

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

‘Pros’ like syntac starting out on a new ark journey: ahhh a dilo
Me even when i used to play mobile from the first week onwards: spear go brrrrrrrr

*note i rarely ever use bolas for them unless its level 100+ and i still die to them when they level 100+*

*note i get bored so easily any tips on how not to get bored on ps4 if so please put them under stories and recerence me as: dilo killer*

Lvl 1 noob: AHH DILO!!! ~ Dilo: wtf is that noob yelling about? ~ Lvl 50 pro: why is these 3 dilo trying to kill my flipping Carno (idk if I spelled that right)

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

The killer of all Noobs , I had a thatch base when I was a noob , I saw this guy running at meh base after I was coming back from dodo taming, don't hate lol. I ran and my base was destroyed. :0 one up.vote is one flower for my poor little soul

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin

"I will look for what you're taming, I will find it, and I will spit on it and eat it."
-Every dilo on the island

This dino's favorite game is whack-a-noob

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

These things dont do much damage and dont have alot of health so what I did was I tamed 20 of the little guys and trained them until they had alot of health and damage and now they guard my base from threats. Like so more people will see this!

So I tamed one of this a week ago and lost him when I died.

I saw a dilo and ran from it until I realized it was my dilo I lost a week ago

Once pain a time I tamed a level three dilo. For some reason it just would not follow me, so out of anger I left it in the forest in which dwelled raptors, therizinos, and even a few carnos. Later that day I joined a tribe, and forgot all about my little dilo, who I was sure had been killed by some horrid beast (I had set him to aggressive after all). Three months later I was checking the tames list and there was my dilo, alive and well on the list. I was overjoyed he had survived. I went to find him. As I came near the spot I had left home I received an alert. It said “Dilophosaur lvl 3 was killed by Dilophosaur lvl 1”. After that, let’s just say that anyone with dilophosauaphobia would feel safe and happy in that forest.

Starting the first ark: what the?! Dilo? Oh no run! Those things are poison raptors😱

Today: what's a dilo doing here? You know I'm your predator. Now let me take your meat!

I have three dilos, one called Mr. Dilo, one called Mrs. Dilo, and one called The Mailman.

New Player: “A worthy opponent!”
End-game player: *scoffs* “cockroach”