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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1896 · Answer 1 · 2017-07-25T17:27:12+00:00

First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

score 1126 · Answer 2 · 2017-02-23T19:43:35+00:00

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

score 332 · Answer 3 · 2017-06-15T20:12:40+00:00

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

score 275 · Answer 4 · 2017-11-13T15:34:09+00:00

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2019-11-18T02:29:48+00:00

One day I took my dilo to hunt on aggressive I’m watching it BUT IT STARTS TO ATTACK A TRIKE

score 188 · Answer 6 · 2017-08-07T14:33:57+00:00

I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-23T21:03:48+00:00

Internet ) HI I’m tiny
Real life ) I’m 20 feet long

score 128 · Answer 8 · 2018-03-09T22:02:41+00:00

They don't know who you are but they will look for you, they will find you, and they will spit on you.

Answer 9 · 2019-12-03T02:19:56+00:00

F### you doing it all the time

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-11-17T12:46:24+00:00

I walk with my dilo to the beach to hunt for dodos on aggressive I’m watching it AND MY DILO STARTS ATTACKING A TRIKE (No dilo dies

score 86 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-14T19:16:47+00:00

False queen!
Spitspitspitspitspitspit

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2019-11-10T11:35:23+00:00

I was taming a level 80 Direbear. I leave it for a while, and suddenly the Direbear was killed by 3 of these shits. I'll never forgive them.

score 98 · Answer 13 · 2017-06-11T18:25:52+00:00

Get like 3p of them and you can destroy every thatch base on the shore unless you encounter a guy with a raptor or crossbow and who can jump , then your dilo's are screwdriver

Answer 14 · 2019-11-28T17:53:10+00:00

I was taking a dodo for a farm and three killed my dodo then I killed this three basturds

score 90 · Answer 15 · 2017-08-01T08:42:21+00:00

What I did late game was I got around 80 dilpos and buffed their health. I destroyed t-rexs

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2019-11-03T15:37:15+00:00

My friend and I spawned on a small island and when we looked around we didn’t find anything dangerous. we made a base and then i decided to talk a stroll. i end up getting molested by this dreaded creature without any type of defense.

score 72 · Answer 17 · 2017-08-18T07:20:45+00:00

Tame them and use them ...until they die

Rawwr! Roar!

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-20T15:58:14+00:00

I’m on mobile and the Dilos can’t hit me with their spit anymore

score 47 · Answer 19 · 2017-11-17T21:30:52+00:00

Carno"this thatch guy only has 3 dilos I can kill them"a second later your getting meat from the lvl 250 carno

score 31 · Answer 20 · 2018-01-15T00:53:52+00:00

If we have learned anything from Jurassic Park it is to not ride your tek atv with dino eggs. Unless of course, you like getting spat in the face with acid and eaten alive.