Never get caught in a ditch in the rain while trying to free your jeep from the mud. They will find you, spit at you, and then eat you.

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

So if you come across them on the beach slay them

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptor😂😀 iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it

1 like = 1 rip 🪦 dilo

( he never had a name )

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.

Real men stand still and dare this thing to spit in their eye

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin

My friend ( who knows absolutely nothing about Dinos…) yelled to me in the game that he was being attacked by a dil-frilly spit thing…its gonna be a wild ride telling him paleontology facts for 2 hours

R.I.P Dennis the mutated Dilo. Now we must avenge him by KILLING EVERY UNICORN WE SEE

Check Funny Tips on Unicorn to see what I'm on about

1^=1 prayer for Dennis

These things always killed me in my noob days up if same for you

Roses are red, lizards are green, they have come for your shins.

This creature can kill a Giga what to know how than click read more

If you have a dodo name Giga

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I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.

I had two and I made them mate and I got the egg, heated it up then it hatched but when it hatched it's PARENTS came out of NOWHERE and killed it I was so shocked.

They killed there own child

The first time I played ark I remember vividly. I spawned on a beach in the west on the island. When this bro greeted me to the world with a big mouth fart of venom. The good old days 🤔.

My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine!