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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dilo 1: hurry up! We have to go!
Dilo 2: hold on! I’m doing something!
Dilo 1: fine I’ll give you 2 minutes! Ok?
Dilo 2: give me more! This’ll take a lot longer then you think!
Dilo 1: just hurry up!
Dilo 3: what’s going on here?
Dilo 2: just give me a dilomint! (Minute and dilo mixed) (laughs”)
Dilo 3: stop arguing you venomous raptors!
(Drum roll please..)
Dilo1 and 2: No! And give us a dilomint!
Hoped you liked it! And if your wondering what was the funny part (tried thinking hard for this so if it’s not funny, pretend it is please.) is, dilomint.
-SpecialRaptor
So like i joined this public server in ARK Mobile i rided my PT Called Sky Camper- Lvl 197 I went to the Volcano i saw this base the tribe is called "Dilo Army" It had like 100 DILOS AND THE DILOS WERE LVL 560 AND 210 and i saw this Giga it was lvl 789 Male and it had 600k HP and IT LOST TO JUST HALF THE DILOS XD
One day I was exploring I tried taming another dilo because in my base I had 6 dilo's then a raptor killed me i respawned and made my dilo's get ready to fight and I said "don't mess with the boys" and I charged at the raptor it got killed so fast that I didn't see it's body for even a second 😂😂🤣
Ok so like these guys are annoying af. I recommend that you kill any of these on sight, plus they give you meat and hide, a good amount as well. I had joined my first game of ARK, it had turned night then this mf jumped me and killed me. Like I was shocked at wtf just killed me