Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

Stimberries are white

Narcoberries are black

If noobs are dumb

SPIT ATTACK

I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptor😂😀 iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it

1 like = 1 rip 🪦 dilo

( he never had a name )

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.

They walk like the boy

Ps:here come the boy

How normal dinos attack *bite* :dilos *spit*

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin

Do you wanna see the most illegal thing I own?

A dilophosaurus saddle.

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.

Ok listen to this ..... I have 4dilos ,big mama , Fred , jerry , Alex ...... now big mama has 1096 health 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and put together can take on 2 brontos

Lol Like plz if you think this is funny

Ps all are girls except Alex 🤣🤣

My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)

Me: Sets my brontosaurus on passive.

Dilo: Is that a tamed brontosaurus? Ok nomnom

Game: Your level 64 brontosaurus died to a level 2 dilo

Me forgot to turn my rexes and gigas on passive and they are in an orderly line. THAT ONE DILO: Ooh I’m just gonna bite that big dinos leg then my hard work of neatness is ruined.

Like for that dilo death 💀

This dino's favorite game is whack-a-noob

I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.

so i had 10 dilos and sent them to fight a theri i was confident as ever but i saw them all die then i die because of raptors so i go back to get my stuff and see two out of the ten dilos (and these are the two weakest) killed the raptors and where defending my dead body