Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
When I go out on a huge taming trip anywhere.
Mom: can you go take the garbage out?"
I'm taming a lvl 125 Carno. And your really far from home. You took A Petra too get
there. After hours of gathering food for your Carno, you have to take the garbage out.
Me: "I've got time." I run out and come back in 20 seconds flat... and the top of the screen says
"You died to a dilophosaur!" And under it,
"Your lvl 125 Carno died to a dilophosaur!"
Me: " you little ****! Your such a *****! I ******* quit! You can have your ******* Carno meat!" I quit ark right then and there...
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
Never get caught in a ditch in the rain while trying to free your jeep from the mud. They will find you, spit at you, and then eat you.
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz donβt kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz donβt kill me
I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptorππ iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it
1 like = 1 rip πͺ¦ dilo
( he never had a name )
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
Iβm fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasnβt a cute baby raptor...
Me: *spawns*
Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: itβs hunting season Bois.
What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???
Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin
I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.