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When I go out on a huge taming trip anywhere.

Mom: can you go take the garbage out?"

I'm taming a lvl 125 Carno. And your really far from home. You took A Petra too get

there. After hours of gathering food for your Carno, you have to take the garbage out.

Me: "I've got time." I run out and come back in 20 seconds flat... and the top of the screen says

"You died to a dilophosaur!" And under it,

"Your lvl 125 Carno died to a dilophosaur!"

Me: " you little ****! Your such a *****! I ******* quit! You can have your ******* Carno meat!" I quit ark right then and there...

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