Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

When I go out on a huge taming trip anywhere.
Mom: can you go take the garbage out?"
I'm taming a lvl 125 Carno. And your really far from home. You took A Petra too get
there. After hours of gathering food for your Carno, you have to take the garbage out.
Me: "I've got time." I run out and come back in 20 seconds flat... and the top of the screen says
"You died to a dilophosaur!" And under it,
"Your lvl 125 Carno died to a dilophosaur!"
Me: " you little ****! Your such a *****! I ******* quit! You can have your ******* Carno meat!" I quit ark right then and there...
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz donβt kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz donβt kill me
Helppp , I canβt open crseatures inventory:(
I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptorππ iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it
1 like = 1 rip πͺ¦ dilo
( he never had a name )
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
Part one of my epic journey of disaster
I spawned and tamed five dilos as my first tames. Later i would tame two parasours. I used them to get food (eggs and i hunted,too) we lived on a beach with a nice hut.
See part two in spino page
Iβm fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasnβt a cute baby raptor...
This creature can kill a Giga what to know how than click read more
If you have a dodo name Giga
If you liked the joke please like
So you tamed a dilo!
Way to go bro!
Wait, why are you staring at my dodo?
-noob to his noob friend