Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was out with a stroll with my kid, Jimmy, and my wife, Karen, when all of a sudden I got spit in the eyes by something... IT'S WAS A DILO! When I could see again Jimmy and Karen was gone! Then it ate me, the end.
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
Oh god.. they are everywhere.. The looks on their frilled faces as they aggro and start eating the dodos i tried to tame, TIME TO BEAT IT UP AND HAVE IT AS A PET ππ€ͺ
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz donβt kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz donβt kill me
I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptorππ iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it
1 like = 1 rip πͺ¦ dilo
( he never had a name )
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
So I killed one of these guys (as a noob) and then three other ones came from the middle of nowhere and almost killed my dodo
Iβm fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasnβt a cute baby raptor...
I have 13 an they are very good guard animals
Me: *spawns*
Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: itβs hunting season Bois.