Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Try walking down a beach and going into your inventory without being kill #hard
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz donβt kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz donβt kill me
Me just walking on da beach
Dilo:time to die noob!
Me:nah I'd win (a gunshot later
Dilos friends :die!!!
Me:man shut yo goofy) goes godmode and Yeets them in a tek structure with 1000000 gigas
Friends:you are a menace
I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptorππ iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it
1 like = 1 rip πͺ¦ dilo
( he never had a name )
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
I had two and I made them mate and I got the egg, heated it up then it hatched but when it hatched it's PARENTS came out of NOWHERE and killed it I was so shocked.
They killed there own child
Iβm fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasnβt a cute baby raptor...
How level players see Dilo's
1-10: oh man! I heard that guy kills you! Better stay out of his way
11-20: oh look a Dilo! Well... I guess I'll try with my bo- ohgoditspitsatyou
21-30: I can definetly take that Dilo on, and I was correct.
31-100: oh look a Dilo (gunshot)
If you get like 10 of these: you can get a machine gun that shoots poison.