First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"

100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*

Named mine Keith Hernandez after the baseball player who spit on Newman & Kramer in that Seinfeld episode since this is the Dino that also spits on Newman in Jurassic park

Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)

All da bobs/noobs: I spawned here, it MUST be the safest place!
Dilos: you have chosen death.
Noobs: imma spawn here it MUST be safer!!!
Raptors: you have chosen death
Noob: it’s cold here! At least no dinosaurs!
T. rex: Welcome to ark where anything can happen!!!
All creatures: YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!!!

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

Me: Man, I need exp!
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:What’s with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin