ah yes my favorite creature in a survival game but there’s dinosaurs:

shucking cerbesus

Wildcard be like

Armadoggo MEGA EVOLVE!

Wildcard needed something to keep the pyromane in check

Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.

Sure.

Make it have three heads and a dog body

Uhm…. Ok?

Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo

Mhm.

Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.

Okey dokey

Then make it as big as a Rex

Are you sure this isn’t too intense- -

Don’t interrupt. Then make it’s health as much as a giga

But- -

I SAID SHUSH. Then give it lots of stamina and agility,

Well about that - -

SHUT. UP. And then it will have three brains, so even if two are chopped off it still lives. And make it really smart.

Is that it?

No. Then make it super OP armor and attack on target.

— plastic bag

I will name all three heads Jimmy Jerry and Jeff. Jeff is my favorite😂

Never call him a bad boy

You won’t like what happens

If this is a passive tame I’m gonna freak out imagine having to passive tame a giant Cerberus the size of a Rex

Poor green head doesn’t get a single leg 🥺

Fire head- yo where are we

Lighting head- idk

Poison head- I’m hungry

Dev- you were brought to this world for one reason,

To provide op pay to win tactics

Fire head-where u sending us

Dev- to go see your second cousin

Hydra- what up welcome to the club

Ark assistant: Uhm… the ark players have been complaining the game isn’t hard enough.

Dev: how so?

Ark assistant: they said they want something classic. Like from mythology, or a monster movie. A lot of dedicated players have already beat the game several times. And they want it to be hard core.

Dev: hold my coffee.

— plastic bag

Fluffy

The dog with 3 heads in Harry Potter

I wounded if there gonna make another multi head creature first bassilk to hydra then armadoggo to cerbrex what’s next cat to a 9 headed hybrid

He’s a cute puppy don’t worry!

He only wants pats on the head! 🥺

When I see him I see a cute dog

Yes its gonna be a 10 doller payed dlc for the season 1 fantastic tames 👍

This thing will probably be an absolute pvp nightmare , assuming it'll have the wyvern breath abilities then it will have the aoe , armor piercing poison balls , the long range , high damage lightning beam and the kind of mediocre fire breath (the fire's trying its best)

Head one:I wanna play fetch

Head two: let’s chase a cat

Head three: close them yappers I’m tryin to focus here

Head one: on what?

Head three: I’m texting my friend hydra

Head two: oooh I wanna see!

Head three: no! Only my eyes can read this

Head one: um we share a body so I can see everything ur reading right now.

Head three: how?!

Head one: it’s called a hive mind. Duh.🙄

Head two: hmmm… let’s see… it says “ Friday night sound good?”

Head one: ooooooooohhhh

Me: I wonder what their babies will look like… probably lots of heads!!

Just what we needed

A freaking demonic Tiamat dog

If servers weren’t balanced then they sure won’t be balanced now

First hydra now this *sigh*.

3 heads and 3 tails (3 heads means 3 minds)