Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark assistant: Uhm… the ark players have been complaining the game isn’t hard enough.
Dev: how so?
Ark assistant: they said they want something classic. Like from mythology, or a monster movie. A lot of dedicated players have already beat the game several times. And they want it to be hard core.
Dev: hold my coffee.
— plastic bag
More Cerberax Funny Tips
Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.
Sure.
Make it have three heads and a dog body
Uhm…. Ok?
Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo
Mhm.
Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.
Okey dokey
Then make it as big as a Rex
Are you sure this isn’t too intense- -
Don’t interrupt. Then make it’s health as much as a giga
But- -
I SAID SHUSH. Then give it lots of stamina and agility,
Well about that - -
SHUT. UP. And then it will have three brains, so even if two are chopped off it still lives. And make it really smart.
Is that it?
No. Then make it super OP armor and attack on target.
— plastic bag