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More Cerberax Funny Tips

I was tranquillizing a cerberax when a passing wild dire wolf ignored me and walked toward the enraged cerberax. When I saw this, I immediately said out loud “JIMMY NOOOO!” And then watched as he got absolutely obliterated.

Wild card adds cerberax

Bob:can I pet that dawg

Wildcard: no it'll kill you

Bob: I'm in creative

Wildcard: don't pet it

Bob(pets the dawg)

Ark 2016: let’s make the most realistic survival game with dinosaurs!

Ark 2026:let’s add a elemental hellhound

Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.

Sure.

Make it have three heads and a dog body

Uhm…. Ok?

Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo

Mhm.

Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.

Okey dokey

Then make it as big as a…

Overseer:I’m the strongest boss in ark!

Dragon:(scoff)it’s obviously me.

Broodmother:im better!

Rockwell:No im a titan u fools im stronger!

Cerberax:guy me and my 2 brothers got Starbu-

Everyone:(runs)

Cerberax:………uh…..guess….more for us..