Overseer:I’m the strongest boss in ark!

Dragon:(scoff)it’s obviously me.

Broodmother:im better!

Rockwell:No im a titan u fools im stronger!

Cerberax:guy me and my 2 brothers got Starbu-

Everyone:(runs)

Cerberax:………uh…..guess….more for us..

You tame it by throwing it some meat and then put it to sleep by elegantly playing a harp XD

Ark 2016: let’s make the most realistic survival game with dinosaurs!

Ark 2026:let’s add a elemental hellhound

Wildcard be like

Armadoggo MEGA EVOLVE!

Wildcard needed something to keep the pyromane in check

Fire head- yo where are we

Lighting head- idk

Poison head- I’m hungry

Dev- you were brought to this world for one reason,

To provide op pay to win tactics

Fire head-where u sending us

Dev- to go see your second cousin

Hydra- what up welcome to the club

Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.

Sure.

Make it have three heads and a dog body

Uhm…. Ok?

Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo

Mhm.

Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.

Okey dokey

Then make it as big as a Rex

Are you sure this isn’t too intense- -

Don’t interrupt. Then make it’s health as much as a giga

But- -

I SAID SHUSH. Then give it lots of stamina and agility,

Well about that - -

SHUT. UP. And then it will have three brains, so even if two are chopped off it still lives. And make it really smart.

Is that it?

No. Then make it super OP armor and attack on target.

— plastic bag

ah yes my favorite creature in a survival game but there’s dinosaurs:

shucking cerbesus

Never call him a bad boy

You won’t like what happens

If this is a passive tame I’m gonna freak out imagine having to passive tame a giant Cerberus the size of a Rex