I was tranquillizing a cerberax when a passing wild dire wolf ignored me and…
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Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.
Sure.
Make it have three heads and a dog body
Uhm…. Ok?
Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo
Mhm.
Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.
Okey dokey
Then make it as big as a Rex
Are you sure this isn’t too intense- -
Don’t interrupt. Then make it’s health as much as a giga
But- -
I SAID SHUSH. Then give it lots of stamina and agility,
Well about that - -
SHUT. UP. And then it will have three brains, so even if two are chopped off it still lives. And make it really smart.
Is that it?
No. Then make it super OP armor and attack on target.
— plastic bag