U p is your a single Pringle like me😔🥀✌🏻

ah yes my favorite creature in a survival game but there’s dinosaurs:

shucking cerbesus

Wildcard be like

Armadoggo MEGA EVOLVE!

I lost may army of dodos that were commanded by bob dodo and tamed it (I USED ADMIN COMMANDS)

*mechanical laugh* ALSO WORLD CUP WISH THE DODO TEAM

Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.

Sure.

Make it have three heads and a dog body

Uhm…. Ok?

Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo

Mhm.

Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.

Okey dokey

Then make it as big as a Rex

Are you sure this isn’t too intense- -

Don’t interrupt. Then make it’s health as much as a giga

But- -

I SAID SHUSH. Then give it lots of stamina and agility,

Well about that - -

SHUT. UP. And then it will have three brains, so even if two are chopped off it still lives. And make it really smart.

Is that it?

No. Then make it super OP armor and attack on target.

— plastic bag

Fire head- yo where are we

Lighting head- idk

Poison head- I’m hungry

Dev- you were brought to this world for one reason,

To provide op pay to win tactics

Fire head-where u sending us

Dev- to go see your second cousin

Hydra- what up welcome to the club

Never call him a bad boy

You won’t like what happens

I will name all three heads Jimmy Jerry and Jeff. Jeff is my favorite😂

If this is a passive tame I’m gonna freak out imagine having to passive tame a giant Cerberus the size of a Rex