I was tranquillizing a cerberax when a passing wild dire wolf ignored me and walked toward the enraged cerberax. When I saw this, I immediately said out loud “JIMMY NOOOO!” And then watched as he got absolutely obliterated.
Cerberax
The Cerberax is a monstrous three-headed frontline bruiser from Fantastic Tames: Season 1, built for heavy tribe combat and multi-rider synergy. Each head brings its own specialty—one corrupts enemy defenses, another scorches with flame, and the central head acts as an electrical catalyst that detonates stacked afflictions and spreads carnage to nearby targets. A coordinated crew can chain, combine, and consume these effects to unleash explosive combo attacks.
Jokes and funny moments about the Cerberax from ARK players.
Wild card adds cerberax
Bob:can I pet that dawg
Wildcard: no it'll kill you
Bob: I'm in creative
Wildcard: don't pet it
Bob(pets the dawg)
Ark 2016: let’s make the most realistic survival game with dinosaurs!
Ark 2026:let’s add a elemental hellhound
Wildcard be like
Armadoggo MEGA EVOLVE!
Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.
Sure.
Make it have three heads and a dog body
Uhm…. Ok?
Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo
Mhm.
Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.
Okey dokey
Then make it as big as a…
Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.
Sure.
Make it have three heads and a dog body
Uhm…. Ok?
Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo
Mhm.
Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.
Okey dokey
Then make it as big as a Rex
Are you sure this isn’t too intense- -
Don’t interrupt. Then make it’s health as much as a giga
But- -
I SAID SHUSH. Then give it lots of stamina and agility,
Well about that - -
SHUT. UP. And then it will have three brains, so even if two are chopped off it still lives. And make it really smart.
Is that it?
No. Then make it super OP armor and attack on target.
— plastic bag
Overseer:I’m the strongest boss in ark!
Dragon:(scoff)it’s obviously me.
Broodmother:im better!
Rockwell:No im a titan u fools im stronger!
Cerberax:guy me and my 2 brothers got Starbu-
Everyone:(runs)
Cerberax:………uh…..guess….more for us..
Fire head- yo where are we
Lighting head- idk
Poison head- I’m hungry
Dev- you were brought to this world for one reason,
To provide op pay to win tactics
Fire head-where u sending us
Dev- to go see your second cousin
Hydra- what up welcome to the club
Wildcard needed something to keep the pyromane in check
i tamed this yesterday 30-9-2026
Never call him a bad boy
You won’t like what happens
Poor green head doesn’t get a single leg 🥺
Fluffy
The dog with 3 heads in Harry Potter
Head one:I wanna play fetch
Head two: let’s chase a cat
Head three: close them yappers I’m tryin to focus here
Head one: on what?
Head three: I’m texting my friend hydra
Head two: oooh I wanna see!
Head three: no! Only my eyes can read this
Head one: um we share a…
Head one:I wanna play fetch
Head two: let’s chase a cat
Head three: close them yappers I’m tryin to focus here
Head one: on what?
Head three: I’m texting my friend hydra
Head two: oooh I wanna see!
Head three: no! Only my eyes can read this
Head one: um we share a body so I can see everything ur reading right now.
Head three: how?!
Head one: it’s called a hive mind. Duh.🙄
Head two: hmmm… let’s see… it says “ Friday night sound good?”
Head one: ooooooooohhhh
Me: I wonder what their babies will look like… probably lots of heads!!
ah yes my favorite creature in a survival game but there’s dinosaurs:
shucking cerbesus
What is ark on
2024: Let's add a living Continent
2026: Let's add a Three headed dog from the pits of hell
Who Fluffy? #HagridinHarryPotter
If this is a passive tame I’m gonna freak out imagine having to passive tame a giant Cerberus the size of a Rex
Ark assistant: Uhm… the ark players have been complaining the game isn’t hard enough.
Dev: how so?
Ark assistant: they said they want something classic. Like from mythology, or a monster movie. A lot of dedicated players have already beat the game several times. And…
Ark assistant: Uhm… the ark players have been complaining the game isn’t hard enough.
Dev: how so?
Ark assistant: they said they want something classic. Like from mythology, or a monster movie. A lot of dedicated players have already beat the game several times. And they want it to be hard core.
Dev: hold my coffee.
— plastic bag
This thing will probably be an absolute pvp nightmare , assuming it'll have the wyvern breath abilities then it will have the aoe , armor piercing poison balls , the long range , high damage lightning beam and the kind of mediocre fire breath (the fire's trying its best)
I will name all three heads Jimmy Jerry and Jeff. Jeff is my favorite😂