Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cerberax? Funny cerberax jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2026-05-22T18:36:56+00:00

This thing will probably be an absolute pvp nightmare , assuming it'll have the wyvern breath abilities then it will have the aoe , armor piercing poison balls , the long range , high damage lightning beam and the kind of mediocre fire breath (the fire's trying its best)

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2026-05-24T19:33:18+00:00

Yes its gonna be a 10 doller payed dlc for the season 1 fantastic tames 👍

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2026-05-23T22:41:32+00:00

Praise hydra praise the red skull if ya know ya know

score -5 · Answer 4 · 2026-05-24T16:32:37+00:00

Me: I’m ready to tame this dog: my friend: this is gonna n easy: fire head: I wonder when someone’s gonna tame us: lightning head: I think I see someone: poison head: let’s get him! Me: RUN ITS COMING AFTER US!!!: my friend: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!: fire head: come here we just want to be tamed: poison head: yeah: fire head: dude come here. Squi_Shy2017

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2026-07-04T11:42:42+00:00

Please make sure to NOT encounter this hell beast at the beginning of your ark or you should say your best bye to your best dodo.

score -5 · Answer 6 · 2026-05-31T16:33:56+00:00

Player one he’s cute 10 seconds later player one has died

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2026-07-04T11:44:29+00:00

This is fluffy from Herry Potter