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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the castoroides? Funny castoroides jokes submitted by ARK players.
Guys, I have just invented a new sport. First, build a corridor (or a maze if you want) at least 30’ long and 3’ across out of wood walls and fence foundations. On one end, build a 5’ by 5’ pen with a dinosaur gate leading into the corridor. Next, put at least 10 beavers in the pen. Convince one of your tribe mates to stand in front of the gate and eat a rare flower. Immediately open the gate and prepare to DIE LAUGHING as your so called “friend” gets assaulted by a mob of homicidal beavers. The sports name: THE RUNNING OF THE BEAVERS. Great for competitions between tribes; whichever team survives wins. Hope you enjoyed this and have fun gaming 👍.
I stumbled upon them accidentally on a beach side in the south.there were two of these guys with two dams and I didnt knew what that was so I went near it and opened it there were some resources inside but suddenly one guy started attacking me .I ran as far as I could and this guy followed me ,somehow I lost him and came back to the dam and to my suprise other guy was missing too i checked the dam and ended up with 500 cementing paste, 35 rare flowers ,30 mushrooms and 15 pearls and I left some 1000 wood there itself as I don't have enough weight and I am alone without a dino.my level(35)
How I exploit these things 😏 (funny)
I live in a area where these things spawn like CRAZY so I learned that if I will be having the company, I can use them to my wishes. If I see one near my base I will wait for it to build a dam. Then I will wait a little more to make sure the dam is stoked. Then I will bola and kill the beaver, take the meat pelt and hide, then raid it’s dam for the loot. It’s dark but I get free cementing past, rare flower/mushroom, and wood🤷🏻♀️
That got dark fast but seriously these are sooo useful wild.
-sarco master