Get nerdy glasses and name it mr.eatswood

Human: “Oh nice a beaver dam I need some cementing paste” (takes cementing paste) “wait what’s that in the distance?

That thing in the distance:”Castoroides … assemble ahhh”

[Friend]: Take from the dam, it has good loot in it.

[Me]: Ok, sure, sounds reasonable

[The 5 beavers in the area]: Say what now

Guys, I have just invented a new sport. First, build a corridor (or a maze if you want) at least 30’ long and 3’ across out of wood walls and fence foundations. On one end, build a 5’ by 5’ pen with a dinosaur gate leading into the corridor. Next, put at least 10 beavers in the pen. Convince one of your tribe mates to stand in front of the gate and eat a rare flower. Immediately open the gate and prepare to DIE LAUGHING as your so called “friend” gets assaulted by a mob of homicidal beavers. The sports name: THE RUNNING OF THE BEAVERS. Great for competitions between tribes; whichever team survives wins. Hope you enjoyed this and have fun gaming 👍.

Killed one the other day. Never felt more power in my life

Once u stole everything but leave wood in the dams THEY WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY FINISH AND AFTER THEY KILL U AND ALL UR TAMES THEY WILL umm wiggle their tails around like puppies

The only thing that takes the phrase "DAM YOU" positively

Hipitty hoppity GET THE DAM OF MY PROPERTY

20 rex dead trying to kill it but it turn out if you shoot it's butt it will run

How I exploit these things 😏 (funny)

I live in a area where these things spawn like CRAZY so I learned that if I will be having the company, I can use them to my wishes. If I see one near my base I will wait for it to build a dam. Then I will wait a little more to make sure the dam is stoked. Then I will bola and kill the beaver, take the meat pelt and hide, then raid it’s dam for the loot. It’s dark but I get free cementing past, rare flower/mushroom, and wood🤷🏻‍♀️

That got dark fast but seriously these are sooo useful wild.

-sarco master

Taming them:wrong.

Kidnap them then take them near your base near the water and

Then tranqing them so you can get your rental materials :check >:)

You:Cool, a beaver dam! I’m gonna go look at it!

Beaver:Hoo dat btch walkin to my fort?OOOHH, it da person who killd mi otha fort.Well I’m gonna show him dat I mor dan a beaver, I am a GOD!!!!

You:Aww, it’s a beav-wait, WHAT THE FREAK?!?!

Beaver:(summons the alpha giganotosaurus) TY ME BOI!!!

You:OH, HECK NAH!!!

10 seconds later...

Giga:OM NOM NOM (burps)

You:I hate beavers.

When i need one i dont find them but when i dont need them i find them.

CHAT! HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS IS REAL!!!!

Trying to put a cat in the bath isn’t as scary as this THING

I was noob when I saw the dam I needed cementing paste and was looking when I saw the stuff i told my carbomedys squad and dilaphasourus to get ready to ride so I took the stuff thinking YES !!! This was the battle of “ultimate slaughter” I miss all my good stuff and team

Me: slightly glances at beaver dam

Beaver: b**** don’t touch my d*** dam

Finding beaver dam when u need cemeniting paste: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Getting killed by some surprisingly fast beaver: (-_-;)

Not even joking when I say that all my wood comes from the dams that they make. And all my pelt is from when they came after me for touching their stuff. Pro tip take a bronto with you when you go take their wood.

How these things not give keratin from da teeth?!