So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.
But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.
So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.
After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”
“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.
I walked around fighting mega personas and saw it swim past it looked like a giant fish from my angle so I go after it with my sarco and hit it I lost my lv 274 sarco and all of my stuff at lv 101 my reaction:f***!!!!!!these a**holes!!! While throwing my phone across the park and everyone staring at me while children ran in terror.
He said "u break ma dam, i break ur base". Never stole their dam loot, if it they made it near ur base. Seriously! they will destroy ur base instead of chasing u. Talk from experience, sadly i must kill this guy, coz it doesnt want to stop breaking my base
Once upon a time there lived a noob.. Unaware of the land unknown he ran.. Was caught by a sarko but beacers saved him.. Friendly they were he thought till he saw the dam.. Now he's part of beavers their belly and dam
Some guy killed me And my giga that was 92 percent completed taming
So I whistled for my 35 beavers to kill him blew up his base and set my pets to wait at the remains of his base where his pets are now caged in and starving to death