They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself

When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plz👍

Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that

Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me

The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.

You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.

The arkbeavers representative

Objective: Steal from the Dam

Objective Updated: Survive.

~ Cross Platform Guy

Check the Area for beavers (Check)

Sneak over to the dam (Check)

Open the dam (Check)

Take The Stuff (Check)

Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)

Die (Check)

Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, “Wow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?”

*John Cena theme song plays*

Rose’s are red

Violet’s are blue

If you touch my dam I’m coming for you

Bros too selfish, I once asked if I could borrow some of his cementing paste and he said "NOOO!!!!" And started nibbling me to death

Level 90, with full flak armor and standing next to my Rex, these jerks nibbled me to death. My Rex just stood there. I HATE BEAVERS!!

So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.

But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.

So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.

After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”

“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.

how much wood could a castoroides chuck if a castoroides could chuck wood

I was playing ARK and streaming it to my friend in an attempt to get him to buy it for himself. When i stept on my Castoroides he went: "i want bever teeth so i can chew jawbreakers." He ended up buying the game and now we play it reguraly, still dropping beavers in his house. :)

If you look up beaver in the search bar (on Dododex) the castoroides pops up

Me: slightly glances at beaver dam

W

Every beaver in a 10000 mile radius: ITS JOHN CENA!!!

Beaver: NO TUTCHY

you:I wonder what’s iside

Grim reaper: I see a chance for death

Beaver: I SAID NO TUTCHY!

One minute later chances are the sucker nibbled you to death

Turned out they don't like it when I visit their homes (dams) ... let's just say I was unwelcome and kicked out

R.i.p me

beavers: no touchy on my sticky

me: *touches it anyways*

beavers: so you have chosen...death

Me and my friends were on griffins and argies looking for a beaver dam and we found one. There was a blue one lvl 145 but I accidentally killed it. We then found a purple one lvl 130 I accidentally killed it. Finally I found a lvl 140 but didn’t kill it luckily. We then tamed it and so on. But when you find a group of beavers just swoop in and pick them up it’s so funny feels like ur kidnapping them. 🤣