They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself

When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plz👍

Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that

Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me

The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.

You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.

The arkbeavers representative

Herbivores sure… THEN WHY DO THEY EAT MY FLESH!

Check the Area for beavers (Check)

Sneak over to the dam (Check)

Open the dam (Check)

Take The Stuff (Check)

Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)

Die (Check)

Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, “Wow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?”

*John Cena theme song plays*

Dam! I see a dam! (As in a beavers, we’ll, dam)

Rose’s are red

Violet’s are blue

If you touch my dam I’m coming for you

the ark beavers but wait what

Level 90, with full flak armor and standing next to my Rex, these jerks nibbled me to death. My Rex just stood there. I HATE BEAVERS!!

That is one fat otter, the fattest one I’ve seen all day

So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.

But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.

So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.

After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”

“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.

They are a case of that one kid that hogs everything (in this case a dam)

Human: “Oh nice a beaver dam I need some cementing paste” (takes cementing paste) “wait what’s that in the distance?

That thing in the distance:”Castoroides … assemble ahhh”

how much wood could a castoroides chuck if a castoroides could chuck wood

Objective: Steal from the Dam

Objective Updated: Survive.

~ Cross Platform Guy

Beaver: NO TUTCHY

you:I wonder what’s iside

Grim reaper: I see a chance for death

Beaver: I SAID NO TUTCHY!

One minute later chances are the sucker nibbled you to death

Me: slightly glances at beaver dam

W

Every beaver in a 10000 mile radius: ITS JOHN CENA!!!