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Castoroides
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Guys, I have just invented a new sport. First, build a corridor (or a maze if you want) at least 30’ long and 3’ across out of wood walls and fence foundations. On one end, build a 5’ by 5’ pen with a dinosaur gate leading into the corridor. Next, put at least 10 beavers in the pen. Convince one of your tribe mates to stand in front of the gate and eat a rare flower. Immediately open the gate and prepare to DIE LAUGHING as your so called “friend” gets assaulted by a mob of homicidal beavers. The sports name: THE RUNNING OF THE BEAVERS. Great for competitions between tribes; whichever team survives wins. Hope you enjoyed this and have fun gaming 👍.

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They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself

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When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plz👍

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Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that

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Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me

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The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.

You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.

The arkbeavers representative

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Can control words, words, words, words, good good bar, ABCB

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Check the Area for beavers (Check)

Sneak over to the dam (Check)

Open the dam (Check)

Take The Stuff (Check)

Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)

Die (Check)

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Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, “Wow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?”

*John Cena theme song plays*

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Objective: Steal from the Dam

Objective Updated: Survive.

~ Cross Platform Guy

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Rose’s are red

Violet’s are blue

If you touch my dam I’m coming for you

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