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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Guys, I have just invented a new sport. First, build a corridor (or a maze if…
Guys, I have just invented a new sport. First, build a corridor (or a maze if you want) at least 30’ long and 3’ across out of wood walls and fence foundations. On one end, build a 5’ by 5’ pen with a dinosaur gate leading into the corridor. Next, put at least 10 beavers in the pen. Convince one of your tribe mates to stand in front of the gate and eat a rare flower. Immediately open the gate and prepare to DIE LAUGHING as your so called “friend” gets assaulted by a mob of homicidal beavers. The sports name: THE RUNNING OF THE BEAVERS. Great for competitions between tribes; whichever team survives wins. Hope you enjoyed this and have fun gaming 👍.
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So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.
But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.
So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.
After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”
“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.