Me: *just opens a dam*

Beaver:”YOU TOUCH MY PRECIOUS”

Me: “NO NO WAI-“ *ded*

the gaming bevears dream pet be a beaver

Sooooooo yeah I am contemplating my life and trying to work out how a fuzzy little teddy with oversized teeth killed me.😖

A wild Bibarel appeared!

The beaver is a calm creature you look in their dams they come at you like shit

Me: stealing from a beaver dam

*mission impossible theme plays:

Beaver: *cocks shotgun* GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY

I stumbled upon them accidentally on a beach side in the south.there were two of these guys with two dams and I didnt knew what that was so I went near it and opened it there were some resources inside but suddenly one guy started attacking me .I ran as far as I could and this guy followed me ,somehow I lost him and came back to the dam and to my suprise other guy was missing too i checked the dam and ended up with 500 cementing paste, 35 rare flowers ,30 mushrooms and 15 pearls and I left some 1000 wood there itself as I don't have enough weight and I am alone without a dino.my level(35)

Looks like warhammer 40k ork player trying not to say waah in the first 0.1 seconds.......

........im one of them

Hi their like shrek.

They hate people visiting their homes

I found this pretty blondish and white beaver once, it was so beautiful and just kept on staying near my starter home so I plan to tame it for the wood though it was a lower level like 17 or 18, But a pack of dilos came and started messing with it 😭🙏🏽 And ended up killing it and I couldn’t do anything. I hate dilos so much.

Just don’t screw with them unless you want to become a part of their dam.

ROOF BEAVER CULT! DO NOT ANGER THE GUARDIAN OF THE ROOF! THE GUARDIAN OF THE ROOF SEES ALL!

(Explanation this is a inside joke from a server a beaver spawned on our roof and we tamed him and made him our protector of the roof)

-THE ROOF BEAVER CULT

-the lonely dodo 🦤

I love the racist Canadian joke in the saddle description

Dam that’s a nice dam and dam the dam humans have come to dam steal dam stuff from my dam dam and dam now I have to dam make my dam teeth dam bloody because I have to dam kill these dam humans. Dam.

Tamed some rapters and wanted to kill something, found some bever boys and was like “they are probly weak” I lost my rapters

To think that there would be meat in their dams from killing all those humans..

There is no greater feeling than trying to tame one of these unprepared and making low level tribe mate rush back to base for more stuff as torpor drops. Great tame paired with doedicurus and ankylo.

I fight of a pack of raptors and a T. rex taking no damage I anger a beaver and I’m running as fast as I can

I hit this thing I was like level one and it started chasing me I had to get on a rock. It it could climb and I died

I almost tamed one of these bad boys, 'cause I saw it hunting for fish. Don't be fooled, these guys eat berries. I forgot the berries. So I guess more fur for me