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Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the castoroides? Funny castoroides jokes submitted by ARK players.
I walked around fighting mega personas and saw it swim past it looked like a giant fish from my angle so I go after it with my sarco and hit it I lost my lv 274 sarco and all of my stuff at lv 101 my reaction:f***!!!!!!these a**holes!!! While throwing my phone across the park and everyone staring at me while children ran in terror.
Me and my friends were on griffins and argies looking for a beaver dam and we found one. There was a blue one lvl 145 but I accidentally killed it. We then found a purple one lvl 130 I accidentally killed it. Finally I found a lvl 140 but didn’t kill it luckily. We then tamed it and so on. But when you find a group of beavers just swoop in and pick them up it’s so funny feels like ur kidnapping them. 🤣
Guys, I have just invented a new sport. First, build a corridor (or a maze if you want) at least 30’ long and 3’ across out of wood walls and fence foundations. On one end, build a 5’ by 5’ pen with a dinosaur gate leading into the corridor. Next, put at least 10 beavers in the pen. Convince one of your tribe mates to stand in front of the gate and eat a rare flower. Immediately open the gate and prepare to DIE LAUGHING as your so called “friend” gets assaulted by a mob of homicidal beavers. The sports name: THE RUNNING OF THE BEAVERS. Great for competitions between tribes; whichever team survives wins. Hope you enjoyed this and have fun gaming 👍.
How I exploit these things 😏 (funny)
I live in a area where these things spawn like CRAZY so I learned that if I will be having the company, I can use them to my wishes. If I see one near my base I will wait for it to build a dam. Then I will wait a little more to make sure the dam is stoked. Then I will bola and kill the beaver, take the meat pelt and hide, then raid it’s dam for the loot. It’s dark but I get free cementing past, rare flower/mushroom, and wood🤷🏻♀️
That got dark fast but seriously these are sooo useful wild.
-sarco master
I was playing ARK and streaming it to my friend in an attempt to get him to buy it for himself. When i stept on my Castoroides he went: "i want bever teeth so i can chew jawbreakers." He ended up buying the game and now we play it reguraly, still dropping beavers in his house. :)