Human: “Oh nice a beaver dam I need some cementing paste” (takes cementing paste) “wait what’s that in the distance?
That thing in the distance:”Castoroides … assemble ahhh”
They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself
Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that
When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plz👍
Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me
The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.
You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.
The arkbeavers representative
Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, “Wow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?”
*John Cena theme song plays*
Why do they always attack me when I take their homes, it's not very nice (this is a joke, obviously)
Check the Area for beavers (Check)
Sneak over to the dam (Check)
Open the dam (Check)
Take The Stuff (Check)
Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)
Die (Check)
Level 90, with full flak armor and standing next to my Rex, these jerks nibbled me to death. My Rex just stood there. I HATE BEAVERS!!
Rose’s are red
Violet’s are blue
If you touch my dam I’m coming for you
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
