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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the castoroides? Funny castoroides jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was playing ARK and streaming it to my friend in an attempt to get him to buy it for himself. When i stept on my Castoroides he went: "i want bever teeth so i can chew jawbreakers." He ended up buying the game and now we play it reguraly, still dropping beavers in his house. :)
I found this pretty blondish and white beaver once, it was so beautiful and just kept on staying near my starter home so I plan to tame it for the wood though it was a lower level like 17 or 18, But a pack of dilos came and started messing with it 😭🙏🏽 And ended up killing it and I couldn’t do anything. I hate dilos so much.
You:Cool, a beaver dam! I’m gonna go look at it!
Beaver:Hoo dat btch walkin to my fort?OOOHH, it da person who killd mi otha fort.Well I’m gonna show him dat I mor dan a beaver, I am a GOD!!!!
You:Aww, it’s a beav-wait, WHAT THE FREAK?!?!
Beaver:(summons the alpha giganotosaurus) TY ME BOI!!!
You:OH, HECK NAH!!!
10 seconds later...
Giga:OM NOM NOM (burps)
You:I hate beavers.