Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.
I found a 280 carno and a 290 raptor, which one should I tame. Then I knew the carno was better so of coarse I wanted to tame it, then it’s friend came and slaughtered me. Well it almost did, I forgot to put on my armor and I took a massive hit,then I was dehydrated and hungry, I ran out of both and you can guess what happened next, *weird painful dying man noises*, I was unconscious and got eaten
I had a lvl 120 carno called nikola tesla (I'm not a severely brainrotted ipad kid .i play in mobile)this dude was anhillating every single organism/thing that moves.then he decided to go cliff jumping off ta redwood tree (I have a base there) and straight up beefed with a giga (nikola won on 40 hp of his 2k hp) the giga was a pathetic lvl 15 .nikola decided to land on an oxygen molecule and offed himself by a compy. A COMPY OF ALL THINGS