Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Most people think Dino's are dumb... these guys are living PROOF of that. You ask me why? Well it's obvious. They put there arms in a blender to stop it from making noise, well it did, unfortunately the Carnos made just as much as they saw their shredded arms...
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Every carno ived ever tamed has been named Bruce Wayne rip
Carnos have tiny arms
Can we just appreciate this creature almost does naruto running every time when been aggregated or trying to kill its prey
This is a long story an I hope you like it.Ok one day I saw the most amazing thing a ... well we will get to that after I explain. So once I was playing my single player game and I was riding my trike and I wanted to tame a raptor and the only place I could find one was a very dangerous place with Carnotaurus Therizinosaur and the most Dangerous thing in the game a........Beaver. Any way I got off my trike and saw no raptors but a carno was running at me so I ran Didnβt grab no shoes are nothing Jesus I ran for my life. So after that I Realized wait I can take on that... my trike is level 90 so I went back and I saw the most Amazing thing wait for it... it was a friken flying carno I was so Scared I was like what the heck the thing was flying like a Pteranodon it was awesome but after that I saw that there was a Therizinosaur. He must have killed it but I like to think that he Just got up one morning and said hey I want to fly. And thatβs the story hope you liked it plz Click up if so.
Mama say Carnos are so angry because they got sumthin stuck in their teeth, but they can't use a toothpick
It must be hard to grab the tv remote with those arms
LAF AT DA ARMZ U GET DA HORNZ
When evolution skips arm day..
Their arms are a permanent Naruto run
What is the most hated song for the carno? If you are happy and you know it clap your hands!