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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

I found a 280 carno and a 290 raptor, which one should I tame. Then I knew the carno was better so of coarse I wanted to tame it, then itβs friend came and slaughtered me. Well it almost did, I forgot to put on my armor and I took a massive hit,then I was dehydrated and hungry, I ran out of both and you can guess what happened next, *weird painful dying man noises*, I was unconscious and got eaten
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Carnos have tiny arms
Rest In Peace Bruce Wayne. Your sacrifice wonβt be forgotten.
Why donβt you just Rez Bruce Wayne? Up 4 the owner to see
Mama say Carnos are so angry because they got sumthin stuck in their teeth, but they can't use a toothpick
It must be hard to grab the tv remote with those arms
A got an alpha carno arm in the redwoods, gonna hang it up and dedicate it to Bruce Wayne
R.I.P. Bruce Wayne, My brother in arms
This is a long story an I hope you like it.Ok one day I saw the most amazing thing a ... well we will get to that after I explain. So once I was playing my single player game and I was riding my trike and I wanted to tame a raptor and the only place I could find one was a very dangerous place with Carnotaurus Therizinosaur and the most Dangerous thing in the game a........Beaver. Any way I got off my trike and saw no raptors but a carno was running at me so I ran Didnβt grab no shoes are nothing Jesus I ran for my life. So after that I Realized wait I can take on that... my trike is level 90 so I went back and I saw the most Amazing thing wait for it... it was a friken flying carno I was so Scared I was like what the heck the thing was flying like a Pteranodon it was awesome but after that I saw that there was a Therizinosaur. He must have killed it but I like to think that he Just got up one morning and said hey I want to fly. And thatβs the story hope you liked it plz Click up if so.
I have a alpha carno near my base. All my Dinoβs are dead. R.I.P my paras, Dimorps, dodos, and everything else that is now dead. Iβm gonna move my base now
1 ^ = 1 RIP
Today I decided to avenge Bruce Wayne by naming my next tamed carno Bruce Wayne 2
RIP Bruce Wayne, my Deceased Brother in Arms
AMEN
When evolution skips arm day..