Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.
Shoutout to that one one Carno who randomly ambushed me while exploring. I was like "I am going tranq this guy, I think I can tame it." Only after like 5 tranq dude escaped towards my camp, but I had to deal with another death or life situation. 10 mins later I manage to survive and return to my base only find a white corpse amidst my dinos (Some Carbos, a Trike, and a Para). Gg, he tried his best, but made the worst decisions in its life.
I found a 280 carno and a 290 raptor, which one should I tame. Then I knew the carno was better so of coarse I wanted to tame it, then it’s friend came and slaughtered me. Well it almost did, I forgot to put on my armor and I took a massive hit,then I was dehydrated and hungry, I ran out of both and you can guess what happened next, *weird painful dying man noises*, I was unconscious and got eaten