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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-10-27T01:28:07+00:00

I’ve been tryna complete a pursuit but there’s like 5 Carnos guarding I river I need to cross.

Time to sacrifice my Carbo again

score 417 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-09T14:42:33+00:00

Rest In Peace Bruce Wayne. Your sacrifice won’t be forgotten.

score 1817 · Answer 3 · 2017-01-07T23:06:29+00:00

Carnos have tiny arms

score 407 · Answer 4 · 2020-09-20T10:12:11+00:00

Why don’t you just Rez Bruce Wayne? Up 4 the owner to see

score 166 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-15T06:28:07+00:00

For the bruce wayne man if you have its implant you can revive it in a revive platform

score 323 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-07T15:44:11+00:00

A got an alpha carno arm in the redwoods, gonna hang it up and dedicate it to Bruce Wayne

R.I.P. Bruce Wayne, My brother in arms

score 938 · Answer 7 · 2017-01-29T06:55:28+00:00

Mama say Carnos are so angry because they got sumthin stuck in their teeth, but they can't use a toothpick

score 322 · Answer 8 · 2020-02-22T16:00:24+00:00

Today I decided to avenge Bruce Wayne by naming my next tamed carno Bruce Wayne 2

RIP Bruce Wayne, my Deceased Brother in Arms

AMEN

score 272 · Answer 9 · 2020-04-18T01:21:59+00:00

This is a long story an I hope you like it.Ok one day I saw the most amazing thing a ... well we will get to that after I explain. So once I was playing my single player game and I was riding my trike and I wanted to tame a raptor and the only place I could find one was a very dangerous place with Carnotaurus Therizinosaur and the most Dangerous thing in the game a........Beaver. Any way I got off my trike and saw no raptors but a carno was running at me so I ran Didn’t grab no shoes are nothing Jesus I ran for my life. So after that I Realized wait I can take on that... my trike is level 90 so I went back and I saw the most Amazing thing wait for it... it was a friken flying carno I was so Scared I was like what the heck the thing was flying like a Pteranodon it was awesome but after that I saw that there was a Therizinosaur. He must have killed it but I like to think that he Just got up one morning and said hey I want to fly. And that’s the story hope you liked it plz Click up if so.

score 744 · Answer 10 · 2017-03-19T03:01:59+00:00

It must be hard to grab the tv remote with those arms

score 122 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-07T06:57:20+00:00

BRUCE WAYNE WILL BE REMEMBERED!!! IT WILL BE REMEMBERED!!!

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-10-15T11:48:29+00:00

He wants to give you a tiny hug with his tiny arms

score 450 · Answer 13 · 2017-10-27T21:07:16+00:00

When evolution skips arm day..

score 378 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-01T01:29:19+00:00

What is the most hated song for the carno? If you are happy and you know it clap your hands!

score 430 · Answer 15 · 2016-10-19T17:28:51+00:00

Carno have add you don't need to out run them just out run your friend.

score 290 · Answer 16 · 2017-08-23T16:35:38+00:00

The horns on it's head are bigger then it's arms?

score 84 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-23T07:31:15+00:00

Carno's are perfect dinosaurs to tame (if you can) fast agile and crazy good get one if possible. R.I.P bruce wayne.

score 251 · Answer 18 · 2017-06-05T22:02:50+00:00

But wait...

How could he crack open a cold one with the boys with those arms??

score 72 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-09T12:57:03+00:00

R.I.P Bruce Wayne :’( I will name my carno when I get one Bruce Wayne

score 72 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-09T12:57:03+00:00

R.I.P Bruce Wayne :’( I will name my carno when I get one Bruce Wayne