Dododex
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Dododex
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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Carnos have tiny arms
Mama say Carnos are so angry because they got sumthin stuck in their teeth, but they can't use a toothpick
It must be hard to grab the tv remote with those arms
When evolution skips arm day..
Their arms look like they’re made out of play dough
Carno have add you don't need to out run them just out run your friend.
What is the most hated song for the carno? If you are happy and you know it clap your hands!
The horns on it's head are bigger then it's arms?
and i thought the rexes had tiny arms
After a long time, Mr. Carna’s nails grew SO long and he threw a temper tantrum and went to go kill some dodos but then got gangbanged and was nearly killed by all the dodos ( super embarrassing) and walked away looking SUPER weird and that is how the therizino was made
Up this tip if u watch syntac ark survived
The Rex doesn't feel so insecure about its biceps next to one.
He's just hungry let him eat you..........be nice
These guys are my worst nightmare, about 75% of my deaths are by these. 24% are by getting thrown off a cliff by these guys! ?
Bttf ssn jdrf has the right of way for you can be used for your work on
"The mountains can't be that dangerous!"
~Me, seconds before death
~Me, seconds before death
Why did God even gave arms to Carno
These little f*cks used to kill me every day, then I got tek...
Carno used to be my favorite dinosaur,until I realized how small it was compared to an Allosaur.
DITCH THAT
DITCH THAT
Or imagine em doing gymnastics