Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
When in you inventory and you hear bam bam bam you know whats coming
Can we just appreciate this creature almost does naruto running every time when been aggregated or trying to kill its prey
Is it me or does it stomp really loud?
Rip Bruce wane I will get an army of thousands of carnos and name them Bruce wanes soldiers and kill every cave creature
For the person who said, "Why don't you just rez (which i'm assuming is ressurect) Bruce Wayne," I have an answer for you. To resurrect Bruce Wayne would require his owner to have the artifact that was in Bruce Wayne's inventory. If the owner didn't realize this beforehand and has not grabbed the artifact, the artifact probably disappeared and is sadly gone forever. I know it's sad, but it's the truth.
R.I.P. Bruce Wayne.
Do u think u can beat this guy in an arm wrestle
I literally do not understand how I killed an alpha carnotaurus lvl 50 with just a 88% imprinted lvl 29 argy
We should add Bruce Wayne to the animated series
Iโm doing a test where I have to kill 10 Carnotaurus Iโm dying by everything except for Carnotaurus
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This guy caused lots of carno-ge to my base.
I'm very depressed...
They just want a hug. So they can try out their arms.
Spawn at the beach they said it would be easy they said
Rex:*Roars
Human:*Screams
Giga:*Roars
Human:*Insta Dead
Carno:Rargh I will eat you!
Human:Yeah right *shoots him dead
Sorry about your carno Bruce Wayne :(
Shoutout to that one one Carno who randomly ambushed me while exploring. I was like "I am going tranq this guy, I think I can tame it." Only after like 5 tranq dude escaped towards my camp, but I had to deal with another death or life situation. 10 mins later I manage to survive and return to my base only find a white corpse amidst my dinos (Some Carbos, a Trike, and a Para). Gg, he tried his best, but made the worst decisions in its life.
Why did the carno do a handstand?
It didnโt because it has tiny arms!
I was just playing and walking and my dodo lv, 250 had to fight a carno. Bruh my dodo win XD
Rip Bruce Wayne the carno poor thing๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Or imagine em doing gymnastics