I literally tried to punch a bronto just so it could hit me with its tail and send me to the place I wanted to go. Too lazy to walk the five mins it would’ve taken, and then when I got where i wanted to go, the Bro to comes outta nowhere and just kills me… not a good idea I guess.

If you see one about to step on your poor thatch house, do NOT try to scare it away with arrows. Just back away slowly. The house that took you so long to build is his now. If you want it back, it will smack you with his huge tail, crush your poor, defenseless house, step on you, and poop on your corpse for good measure. Trust me on that.

Ark creators: launch arks and genesis ships to extend humanity

Me: gene engineers bronto

Bronto: YEETs genesis ship to Ark 2 faster than light itself

Bronto: YEETs Titans into oblivion

Bronto: YEETs The earth into an orbit around another star

Bronto: YEETs emails to aliens

A random person: now that’s a problem—

Bronto: What can I YEET for you?

I grab an egg

Mr. Bronto isn't so happy

I grab my leg

Mr. Bronto wants to make it snappy..

He throws me afar

Through an open door ajar

I stumble a bit

But least he made it quick,

But wait, there's more

For Mr. Bronto runs across the moor

He stomps on my house

My poor dodo and blouse

And slaps me far awayyyyyy!

For he did a deed

A deed that'll leave me to banter

Run while he bounces after

My poor dodo-

But least he isn't getting meee..

Oh wait! That's him

Coming from across the moorrr..

Atleast it's a lovely face-

Oh no, oh no there's more!

He whips his tail

In a wide circle

Only to throw my frail

Body across the moorrrrrr!