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Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.

Kill from above because there is less chance of losing one of your dinosaurs best way to kill it.

While your tameing this if you saddle a raptor you can go through it on ark mobile

I tried to get on its back for a free ride get stuck in between its butt and ankle me:good enough

It’s just a big watermelon with cheese stick legs a giant celery tail a very long asparagus neck two potato chips for a head and blueberry eyes

I saved a level 1 bronto from a level 22 Rex and you know how It thanked me? By killing my megalosaurus

I killed one and it had 2000 wood in its inventory.it walks around smashing trees.poor birds. Up to save the birds!!!

The only reason I’m tryna see how to tame one is to me a Rhyniognatha tbh am I wrong tho?

me: hey

bronto: hey

me: can you see URanus

bronto: sure look under me

me: I meant the planet

bronto: attack me

me: attacks

57 brontos nearby: hey why he attacks you?

bronto: He wants to go to URanus

57 brontos: look under us

bronto: I mean the planet

57 brontos: oh…

I’m over at my house and I look across the river just in time to see a brontosaurus get owned by this one Dino. Idk what type of dinosaur it was but it just would not stop and made the bronto cease to exist.

One time I made a character with tiny legs and massive arms called arm day, leveled up to 105 and put my level up points into melee. Then I beat one of these things to death. Then immediately died from rex.

How to tame bronto

1. Take it’s egg so it chases you

2. Shoot it from a high place

3. Feed it berries

4. Scream in your pillow because you don’t have the saddle recipe

5. Realise your on Pluto because you took it’s egg

I just keep these guys around me to kill anything I can’t kill seriously I just lure the big guys the strong guys the killers and this guy just kills them immediately but it is dangerous because I get killed all the time bye these guys and at the time that I am typing this it…

I tried knocking one of these out with a sling shot... Didn't work lol thats why you should use tranq arrows.