I was on herbivore island stole like 3 bronto eggs and a trike egg I got chased and smacked for miles
Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
I say hi
I give I five
He gave me one to
And I don’t remember loading in genesis
“How much knockback do you want?”
This thing: yes
Whana go to space hit it and say good bye
Me playing ARK for the 1st time: oh, a Bronto egg…Let’s grab it! this might coming handy...
Next thing I know mama Bronto is chasing me all over the southern beach & I had to swim all over the ocean swarming with megapiranhas/megalodon to get off from her.
Just tamed a level 18. It was easy tbh. I'm a level 20 and was looking for a raptor, turned around, saw it looking at me, thought it was cute, used 39 arrows, went down, fed it mejoberries, tame. But I don't have saddle, what am I supposed to do with him now? I named him Charlie.
Bro damages his owner while hitting another dino 💀
What a nice day. The brontosaurus’s are eating leaves in the tree tops and- hold on, is that a rock drake? Oohhh… one’s down. Oh yikes. One just got disemboweled. That’s- oh, oh dear. Uuhhh.. that is- yuk
(leaves room)
I was killing triceratops and 7 charged at me and so I ran backwards and then the triceratops charged in to a lvl 145 brontosaurus. The brontosaurus was wrecking up the triceratops .
I had 50 level 3-5 raptors and dilos, a level 49 bronto was fighting off a Rex and I got to close so I got hit by that bronto and my pets charged it and all died😭. One up=one new pet after that killing of my innocent pets
Goad
Accidentally punched this thing in easy mode with me as a level 10. Flew to the Writhing Swamps and was slain by a group of megapiranhas. Punched this guy on the southern islets btw.
Am I the only one who loves the brontos derpy noises 0.0
Me: walks up to bronto
Me: steals egg
Bronto: “What do you think your doing?”
Me: “uuuuuuuuh… “
Bronto: “Yeet!”
Me: “weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… ”
Ads movie meme number 1
Bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS (steps on mine turtle)
Mine turtle: hello!
(Everyone dies)
THE END
I am a stegosaurus!
Real men use a bola, fists, and cooked fish meat to tame.
Me:*steals Bronto egg
Bronto “You will no achieve the power of flight”
Me: *Wakes up on mars
Don’t fear brontos might be big but there slow if you take there egg just run and if it finds your house welllllllll you might not have so much fun and brontos are pretty easy to kill just shoot it’s eyeballs and run
In circles
Taking there egg automatically tames the bronto, make sure to be close to the bronto when you take it though or else it won't work,