Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
If you see one about to step on your poor thatch house, do NOT try to scare it away with arrows. Just back away slowly. The house that took you so long to build is his now. If you want it back, it will smack you with his huge tail, crush your poor, defenseless house, step on you, and poop on your corpse for good measure. Trust me on that.
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
I used to have a dilo, itβs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
I was busy crafting stuff at my smithy when I was suddenly standing on a brontoβs tail
Is it a eatmeatsaurus? -Jurassic park 1993
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
This thing will go as far as starving itself than letting me tame it
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."