I literally tried to punch a bronto just so it could hit me with its tail and send me to the place I wanted to go. Too lazy to walk the five mins it would’ve taken, and then when I got where i wanted to go, the Bro to comes outta nowhere and just kills me… not a good idea I guess.

Don’t fear brontos might be big but there slow if you take there egg just run and if it finds your house welllllllll you might not have so much fun and brontos are pretty easy to kill just shoot it’s eyeballs and run

In circles

The only reason I’m tryna see how to tame one is to me a Rhyniognatha tbh am I wrong tho?

This big Dino launched me to Uranus and back

Once I tamed one of these guys while it was unconscious I was standing on it so when it woke up and was tamed I got yeeted lucky for me I had god powers his name is forest yeeeeet

I like how if your low health, you can die from fall damage getting off of them.

There is a lvl 389 bronto outside that does 600 dps

Random idiot: oh hey a fat hippo.

Random idiot: -smacks foot-

Bronto (fat hippo) : i like ya cut g ;)

-bronto: s m a c k .

Random idiot: now.. when did I sign up for NASA..

When I step on a lego... “Ouch!”

When a bronto steps on a lego... let’s just say there was no more me

Bronto : I saw you vent

Me: I didn’t !!

Bronto : yeets out of ship

Me : I was an imposter .

If you go into camera mode and look in its mouth it has sharp teeth, just found this funny

If you see one about to step on your poor thatch house, do NOT try to scare it away with arrows. Just back away slowly. The house that took you so long to build is his now. If you want it back, it will smack you with his huge tail, crush your poor, defenseless house, step on you, and poop on your corpse for good measure. Trust me on that.

I grab an egg

Mr. Bronto isn't so happy

I grab my leg

Mr. Bronto wants to make it snappy..

He throws me afar

Through an open door ajar

I stumble a bit

But least he made it quick,

But wait, there's more

For Mr. Bronto runs across the moor

He stomps on my house

My poor dodo and blouse

And slaps me far awayyyyyy!

For he did a deed

A deed that'll leave me to banter

Run while he bounces after

My poor dodo-

But least he isn't getting meee..

Oh wait! That's him

Coming from across the moorrr..

Atleast it's a lovely face-

Oh no, oh no there's more!

He whips his tail

In a wide circle

Only to throw my frail

Body across the moorrrrrr!

Apparently baby brontos the smaller than parasaurs shake the ground... LOGIC

One of my friends has a long neck so we call him brontosaurus.

This is just one of those thing that if you punch it , you, your pets, and your base probably won’t make it out alive

It’s just a big watermelon with cheese stick legs a giant celery tail a very long asparagus neck two potato chips for a head and blueberry eyes

To guy the who said that at least 50 arrows, you actually need an army of archers with 100 each

Noooo u can't just make a full grown trained human fly in 1 hit! Haha survivor go YEET

While your tameing this if you saddle a raptor you can go through it on ark mobile