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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ark creators: launch arks and genesis ships to extend humanity
Me: gene engineers bronto
Bronto: YEETs genesis ship to Ark 2 faster than light itself
Bronto: YEETs Titans into oblivion
Bronto: YEETs The earth into an orbit around another star
Bronto: YEETs emails to aliens
A random person: now that’s a problem—
Bronto: What can I YEET for you?
I just keep these guys around me to kill anything I can’t kill seriously I just lure the big guys the strong guys the killers and this guy just kills them immediately but it is dangerous because I get killed all the time bye these guys and at the time that I am typing this it is a bomb field of bronto egg around my house click at the wrong time boom brontosauruses rushing at me at a million miles per second it feels like they teleport then I need to walk through me green houses through my carnos cages I keep them to get some tranq arrows some times they have that then I get my stuff (if you read this u r a true gigachad seriously this is a lot of reading)
me: hey
bronto: hey
me: can you see URanus
bronto: sure look under me
me: I meant the planet
bronto: attack me
me: attacks
57 brontos nearby: hey why he attacks you?
bronto: He wants to go to URanus
57 brontos: look under us
bronto: I mean the planet
57 brontos: oh we’ll give him more Than that…
Slap
me: weeeeeeeee
brontos: bye bye
me: uhh I went past my destination I WANT A REFUND
brontos: TOO LATE LOL
alien brontos: why have you come here?
me: just kick me to earth
alien bronto: ok
flies
me: I CAME FOR REFUND B*TCHES
brontos: how he come let’s just give him his refund before he plays with OURanus
me: yay