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Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
I spawned in I see a egg 🥚 I eat it. Bronto comes up to me and said spit it out I shuck my head no bronto slaps me across the island I land in ocean 🌊 I see mosasaurus I tame it hear that same bronto and sabotages ma and my mosasaurus across the sky and I screme I believe…
I spawned in I see a egg 🥚 I eat it. Bronto comes up to me and said spit it out I shuck my head no bronto slaps me across the island I land in ocean 🌊 I see mosasaurus I tame it hear that same bronto and sabotages ma and my mosasaurus across the sky and I screme I believe I can fly
Bronto:I will lay an egg here
Bronto: Lays egg
Me:Comes and sees the egg
Me:Oh!a bronto egg I can make kibble oh!and it's fertilized!!!
Me:Picks the egg
Bronto: Drop it!!!
Me:Sorry!
Bronto:THEN DIE,DIE, DIEEEEEE!!!!
Bronto:Smacks my face
Me flying in the air:I…
Bronto:I will lay an egg here
Bronto: Lays egg
Me:Comes and sees the egg
Me:Oh!a bronto egg I can make kibble oh!and it's fertilized!!!
Me:Picks the egg
Bronto: Drop it!!!
Me:Sorry!
Bronto:THEN DIE,DIE, DIEEEEEE!!!!
Bronto:Smacks my face
Me flying in the air:I SAID SORRY!!!
Me:Lands next to a giga
Giga:Oooh!MY TASTY MEAL!!!
Giga: Eats me
Me:Dies
Moral:Font steal bronto's eggs especially fertilized ones
So on ragnarock I hade an old base in Viking bay ( so imagine Viking bay and im now in the middle) and I had a bronto w/ a platform saddle that I hadn’t been using/didn’t have a use for... BUT besides I had made this huge mobile Dino “parking garage” sort of thing and…
So on ragnarock I hade an old base in Viking bay ( so imagine Viking bay and im now in the middle) and I had a bronto w/ a platform saddle that I hadn’t been using/didn’t have a use for... BUT besides I had made this huge mobile Dino “parking garage” sort of thing and then I had made a building that had a large elevator platform on it, and that was taking the Dino’s up on to the bronto But the REALLY big ones...they had to follow me ALLLL the way up the mountain. And I do recommend use a bronto “parking garage”
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Steal its egg go to Pluto or jupitor
If you get bored just stand on its tail, and feel dat Breeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz
Worth trying
So, I had this fear of Brontos for awhile and I had 4 or 5 around my base at one point. I decided to face my fears for once and tried to kill one with a sword and a bunch of arrows- I failed miserably.
When I get back to my base however- I find one laying dead on the ground…
So, I had this fear of Brontos for awhile and I had 4 or 5 around my base at one point. I decided to face my fears for once and tried to kill one with a sword and a bunch of arrows- I failed miserably.
When I get back to my base however- I find one laying dead on the ground, turns out it killed one of my Dilos when it was attacking the spikes and all 28 of my tamed Dino smacked it into oblivion.
(R.I.P Curry)
Me and my friend were messing around and he beat it with a prim club that hasent been used and when it broke i punched it and it was UNCONSCIOUS -warriroftheday
Little do you know that brontos are a portal to a secret area of the island
Step 1 get a weapon
Step 2 attack it and stay close
Step 3 you will be automatically be sended to destination "I screwed up"
1. Get on the game
2. Get some balls
3. Beat the bronto Mike Tyson style
When you reach the edge of a cliff and it's face is there like ;P *DERP*
If you accidentally hit one of these buggers, your going on a one way trip to the ISS
I think clay was helping make the Evo bronto
-Ira's Aquatics
Me as a noob: oooh big egg me want
Bronto: oh no you DIDN’T
me:oh why you look mad longneck?
Bronto: AAAAHHH (smacks)
RIP
So ummm,..
I hatched a bronto egg on my single player and got twins. The end.
(Wait no, I’m so stupid..that’s not how a story goes..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0 . the end.
(THATS STILL NOT HOW STORIES GO! Stupid…
So ummm,..
I hatched a bronto egg on my single player and got twins. The end.
(Wait no, I’m so stupid..that’s not how a story goes..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0 . the end.
(THATS STILL NOT HOW STORIES GO! Stupid self..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0. I took care of them very carefully and fed them berries. The end.
(Getting better.. I think ONE more line or so..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0. I took care of them very carefully and fed them berries. They started growing. Now I have 4 brontos on my hands. The end.
(STILL NOT IT!)
3 hours later…
(NOPE! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!)
THE END
-SpecialRaptor
So I went to help this person new to the game hatch “eggs” they had..they said they had a ton…so yeah they went around stealing eggs from lit brontos sarcos theris..idk how they were till alive tbh after I stopped laughing and explained I was just impressed🤣
This is the deforestator before humans
I got a level 2 brontosaurus and uhh it only needed a couple tranq arrows maybe like 20-ish so if your gonna tame a low level don't worry much just get Armour and narcotics tranq arrows (I reccomed crossbow for low level ppl) and get your self a bronto!
I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a mod that made the bronco say yeet when it swings it’s tail
-Ripasaurus
Hi guys! Beanzles here! I wanna tell you a true funny story! Let's begin!
Me and my brother were both new to ark and I was playing. I climbed up a mountain and guess what? I SAW A BRONTO FALL OUT THE THE FRIKIN SKY AND WE LAUGHED SO HARD and that's where dinos come…
Hi guys! Beanzles here! I wanna tell you a true funny story! Let's begin!
Me and my brother were both new to ark and I was playing. I climbed up a mountain and guess what? I SAW A BRONTO FALL OUT THE THE FRIKIN SKY AND WE LAUGHED SO HARD and that's where dinos come from. The sky. We WeRe AbDuCtEd By AlIeNs ReEeEeE