Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hi guys! Beanzles here! I wanna tell you a true funny story! Let's begin!
Me and my brother were both new to ark and I was playing. I climbed up a mountain and guess what? I SAW A BRONTO FALL OUT THE THE FRIKIN SKY AND WE LAUGHED SO HARD and that's where dinos come from. The sky. We WeRe AbDuCtEd By AlIeNs ReEeEeE
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
I used to have a dilo, itβs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
Is it a eatmeatsaurus? -Jurassic park 1993
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
I was busy crafting stuff at my smithy when I was suddenly standing on a brontoβs tail
This thing will go as far as starving itself than letting me tame it
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."