So I went to help this person new to the game hatch “eggs” they had..they said they had a ton…so yeah they went around stealing eggs from lit brontos sarcos theris..idk how they were till alive tbh after I stopped laughing and explained I was just impressed🤣

*hits bronto with shocking tranq dart*

Other bronto: omae wa mou shindeiru

Me:NANI?!?!?!

Also me:Team Rocket blasting off againnnn!!!!!

On herby island of you are unlucky and parked your raft in the cove, brontos sometimes get attacked by sharks and die to their large range can usually hit the raft or any tames you have in a water pen or if you are careless in the cove with no protection

-Ira's Aquatics

You punch one and where do you get? Hmm probably somewhere close to the Andromeda system or the Alpha Centauri

🪐☄️✨ 👤⬅️🦶🦕

This is how to beat NASA and die in the process

I spawned in I see a egg 🥚 I eat it. Bronto comes up to me and said spit it out I shuck my head no bronto slaps me across the island I land in ocean 🌊 I see mosasaurus I tame it hear that same bronto and sabotages ma and my mosasaurus across the sky and I screme I believe I can fly

DO NOT take a bronto’a eggs (unsupervised) because no matter how fast or how slow the bronto or you are THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN I TRUED HIDING UNDER A ROCK far away from the bronto guess what I felt shaking and there it was attacking me until i died BUT AUCKS TO BE THAT BRONT BECAUSE when I respawned I had the bront egg in my inventory SO HAH I did a good job lol

Bronto:I will lay an egg here

Bronto: Lays egg

Me:Comes and sees the egg

Me:Oh!a bronto egg I can make kibble oh!and it's fertilized!!!

Me:Picks the egg

Bronto: Drop it!!!

Me:Sorry!

Bronto:THEN DIE,DIE, DIEEEEEE!!!!

Bronto:Smacks my face

Me flying in the air:I SAID SORRY!!!

Me:Lands next to a giga

Giga:Oooh!MY TASTY MEAL!!!

Giga: Eats me

Me:Dies

Moral:Font steal bronto's eggs especially fertilized ones

This is the deforestator before humans

So on ragnarock I hade an old base in Viking bay ( so imagine Viking bay and im now in the middle) and I had a bronto w/ a platform saddle that I hadn’t been using/didn’t have a use for... BUT besides I had made this huge mobile Dino “parking garage” sort of thing and then I had made a building that had a large elevator platform on it, and that was taking the Dino’s up on to the bronto But the REALLY big ones...they had to follow me ALLLL the way up the mountain. And I do recommend use a bronto “parking garage”

Thanks for reading

I got a level 2 brontosaurus and uhh it only needed a couple tranq arrows maybe like 20-ish so if your gonna tame a low level don't worry much just get Armour and narcotics tranq arrows (I reccomed crossbow for low level ppl) and get your self a bronto!

If you get bored just stand on its tail, and feel dat Breeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz

Worth trying

So, I had this fear of Brontos for awhile and I had 4 or 5 around my base at one point. I decided to face my fears for once and tried to kill one with a sword and a bunch of arrows- I failed miserably.

When I get back to my base however- I find one laying dead on the ground, turns out it killed one of my Dilos when it was attacking the spikes and all 28 of my tamed Dino smacked it into oblivion.

(R.I.P Curry)

1. Get on the game

2. Get some balls

3. Beat the bronto Mike Tyson style

Me and my friend were messing around and he beat it with a prim club that hasent been used and when it broke i punched it and it was UNCONSCIOUS -warriroftheday

I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a mod that made the bronco say yeet when it swings it’s tail

-Ripasaurus

Me as a noob: oooh big egg me want

Bronto: oh no you DIDN’T

me:oh why you look mad longneck?

Bronto: AAAAHHH (smacks)

RIP

Little do you know that brontos are a portal to a secret area of the island

Step 1 get a weapon

Step 2 attack it and stay close

Step 3 you will be automatically be sended to destination "I screwed up"

So ummm,..

I hatched a bronto egg on my single player and got twins. The end.

(Wait no, I’m so stupid..that’s not how a story goes..)

I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0 . the end.

(THATS STILL NOT HOW STORIES GO! Stupid self..)

I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0. I took care of them very carefully and fed them berries. The end.

(Getting better.. I think ONE more line or so..)

I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0. I took care of them very carefully and fed them berries. They started growing. Now I have 4 brontos on my hands. The end.

(STILL NOT IT!)

3 hours later…

(NOPE! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!)

THE END

-SpecialRaptor

If you accidentally hit one of these buggers, your going on a one way trip to the ISS