Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So ummm,..
I hatched a bronto egg on my single player and got twins. The end.
(Wait no, I’m so stupid..that’s not how a story goes..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0 . the end.
(THATS STILL NOT HOW STORIES GO! Stupid self..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0. I took care of them very carefully and fed them berries. The end.
(Getting better.. I think ONE more line or so..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0. I took care of them very carefully and fed them berries. They started growing. Now I have 4 brontos on my hands. The end.
(STILL NOT IT!)
3 hours later…
(NOPE! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!)
THE END
-SpecialRaptor
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THIS! XD
If you wanted to tame a level 300 bronto with only your fist and mejoberries you would need to punch it 11785 times and feed it 1334 mejoberries over the course of 8 hours and 15 seconds. This could in theory work quite nicely if the bronto got stuck from some rocks, until you realize the amount of recoil damage from punching. But this isn’t over yet, if we were to create a small stone structure with a bed inside we could respawn infinitely allowing us to punch the bronto with our many lives. We would also put some spare beds in the structure just in case one breaks or stops working. Now I have wasted your time and mine by typing this. But at least you know.