I like how the player casually hops 100 feet in less than 0.5 seconds while trying to go on the saddle.

I accidently hit a bronto while trying to hit a dilo, and it wiped out a para and and pterdon, each with 2 shots. Luckily, I was on single player and it didnt save properly, so neither died. That day I moved away from the brontos.

I AM A STEGOSAURUS (heres your few more words jeez)

Nobody:

Bronto: "I am S StegoSaurus"

If you ain't old enough to know, you ain't old enough to talk no mo

Easiest way to go to space! Rockets are useless, just use a bronto!

Filthy waste of storage in my xbox that is a level 10 bronto hit the level 135 bronto I was taming I got so pissed off I rained the wrath of Zeus on it with 5 rexes.

Idk if ARK AI can fear but I sure hope this one did.

I have about ten of these

More words

-Ripasaurus

OH NO!!! MY CLUB BROKE!!!

He protecc

He attac

But most importantly he tail go smacc

Goad pro

This Guy Weights 2890 And Is Super Fat XD

We’re going on a trip with are favorite bronto going through the sky we’re going to freaking die

Me: An egg! Looks yummy!

Bronto: Hey give that back!

Me: No I found it!

Bronto: I layed it!

Me: Well I’m not giving it to you!

Bronto: I’ll knock you in to space!

Me: Fat chance!

Me * Flys to Jupiter

Me: heeeerrrrrreeeeeessssss yoooooouuuuuuurrrrr eeeeeggggggg aahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Accidentally mistaken ones leg for a tree , then I got deleted out of existence

Steal its egg go to another galaxy

So they say you need training to be an Astronaut… and it’s a fricking lie. All you need is hands. Smack one of these skyscrapers and get sent to the next solar system over. Now I do not recommend doing this with pets on attacking mode unless you want them to get sent to mercury.

Imagen his neck pains on the morning

Hit a brontosaurus’s toe ,and bam! You get sent to Pluto for free

So unlike the people pouring money into space technology, they should just check out ark🥹☺️🥹

*hits bronto with shocking tranq dart*

Other bronto: omae wa mou shindeiru

Me:NANI?!?!?!

Also me:Team Rocket blasting off againnnn!!!!!

DO NOT take a bronto’a eggs (unsupervised) because no matter how fast or how slow the bronto or you are THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN I TRUED HIDING UNDER A ROCK far away from the bronto guess what I felt shaking and there it was attacking me until i died BUT AUCKS TO BE THAT BRONT BECAUSE when I respawned I had the bront egg in my inventory SO HAH I did a good job lol