I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

It's big

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Big dinosaur

Really hates when you punch it and steals its egg

Of course

Took a raptor’s life

Oh yeah like for more creature poems

Elon Musk tryna get us to mars

Bronto giving free trips to Alpha Centauri

NASA: If you want to go to space, pay us 200000000 bucks.

Bronto: Punch my foot and I’ll get you to Pluto in 30 seconds

What would you choose?

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

Erm, actually, this is a Brachiosaurus, not a brontosaurus, brontosaurus do not exist, so next time someone calls it a brontosaurus, tell them it’s a Brachiosaurus 🤓

Noob me thought it would be a good idea to hit this strong boi. And that’s how I lost my first base.

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.