Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you're bored of your current base location and want to find a new one, Mr. Bronto is here to help! Just tap his ankle and he'll gladly send you far across the map to your new favorite base location! Also, look out because after he throws you far away, he'll have so much fun that he'll chase after you and try again! Good luck! And happy house hunting!
One time,when I was taming an allow, I saw one of these near a diplo( I was on foot with no mount {rip bary}) so I went up to it because that is where I had knocked out the allo but instead of accessing the inventory of the allo I punched the bronto by accident. (Note:I did not notice but the diplo also got aggravated) the bronto yeeted me as the diplo hit me and I went at 48 kms into orbit, and thats how the actual first man on the moon happend
There was one aquamarine looking one, just a few feet away from my base... however, one day it came NEAR my base, and knocked down 1 of the palm trees, but I could care less. So I went and gather items and only to come back to see the Bronto LI-TE-RA-LLY stepping on my THATCH HOUSE, bringing his whole body on top of it! And I low-key yelled, “MY DODO’S INSIDE!!!”— And oop- the Bronto’s body is completely on top of my house and it didn’t collapse... WHAT!? I like Ark, it’s just filled with many unpredictable surprises.