Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The fact that i used to stea- i mean i used to borrow its egg and it starts to attack me and i dont even know why LIKE ITS JUST A FRIENDLY LONG NECK DINO WHY WOULD U ATTACK ME SIR LONG NECK DINOππππ
Well i kille- i mean no no i knock him out because he oofed my therizino
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Up this tip if you ever tried to bola this guy.
I used to have a dilo, itβs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
Is it a eatmeatsaurus? -Jurassic park 1993
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
I was busy crafting stuff at my smithy when I was suddenly standing on a brontoβs tail
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."