3, 2, 1, takeoff!!! ( Hits bronto ). Bronto : takeoff it is.

When I see a brontosaurus lvl 9999 me :P lol

I knocked out one of these bastards with nothing more than an acendent sling shot and 7 tranque arrows.

They replace the bronto In primal fear to a braceosaras sorry because of the misspelling

Easy way to tame brontob

1. Find a real good armor

2. Prepare a bunch of darts or tranq

3. Prepare a lot of berries and crops

4. Just shoot at it like a maniac and ignore all it's attacks.

5. Feed it.

It's torpor goes down slow so you got a lot of time in your hands. Just be prepared to waste a good hour of your life guarding eat. The taming process is so slow you could've build a whole base with the time you spent taming it. So be sure to bring a balm.

(Speaks gibberish) hsbsyd dhdbcdidndhdhsvgshsvsnskxn (nothing but weird words) dhvdydbvdvxbbdbxbxb 🤪

A Bronto will be your best friend if something is attacking you, just make sure you have a NASA Rocket Launching Permit or have had experience with being launched ( or yeeted ) in a rocket. If not, grab your space gear and be ready to be yeeeeeeeeeeeted to the moon

What you should do to find a base location you:tapping the bronto's ankle

Bronto:"I will send you to a base location"

Bronto:smacks your face

You:"thank you bronto"

Bronto:"That was fun I want to do it again!"

Bronto: Smacking your face.again

You:"what!this is too far!!"

Bronto: smacks your face again and killed you

You:"what!!!!That's it(breaks your computer) "

The bronto is big fat ugly fat as a Karen!

You want to go to space just take bronto egg fly to space:)

Call them dead then you are dead Bronto. Laughs

Gud Dino get it, it gud very gud

Brontosaurus more like yeetasuares

Tail thats what you should know

Why does it say a metal pick is better than this guy.

Kid: Mom? Can we go to Africa? I want to see the gigyrafs!!!

Mom: Oh sure honey go right over there…

Kid: (Walks over to bronto) Now what?

Mom: The harder you hit the farther you go!

Kid: (Whacks bronto and flies across the world)

Later…

Mom: How was your trip?

Kid: Turned out I went farther then Africa….

Me: Decides to try an tame a bronto

Bronto: You cant knock me out

Me: 10 tranq arrows later

Bronto: Zzz

Me: this is taking forever to tame

Bronto: Zzz

Me: Ill just take her egg

Bronto: Zzz

Me: ill just leave her here shes close to my base

Bronto: Zzz

You do not have to worry about putting food in these guys, just click and they will be good for 10,000 years.

Me I will destroy you from far so u can't reach me bronto yes I can smacks with tail and kills

OMG so there was a bronto that kept walking on top of my base and it abound me SO MUCH. But then he glitches into a giant rock and got stuck there so I took my opportunity and tamed a bronto..... if you see a bronto stuck in a wall take your chances and get same tranq arrows