
What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I just stole a brontosaurus I said HEY LOOK A EGG I WONDER I TOOK IT AND GUESS WHO COME RUNNING THE MARATHON OF DEATH :tip:
When taking I bronto egghave a sail with a hole lot of speed cause BUDDY YOUR GONNA NEED IT HAHAHAHA or just wait till it’s gone it boring but hey you’ll live P.S I lived After a few drinks of life you’ll live lol
Kid: Mom? Can we go to Africa? I want to see the gigyrafs!!!
Mom: Oh sure honey go right over there…
Kid: (Walks over to bronto) Now what?
Mom: The harder you hit the farther you go!
Kid: (Whacks bronto and flies across the world)
Later…
Mom: How was your trip?
Kid: Turned out I went farther then Africa….