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Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.

They replace the bronto In primal fear to a braceosaras sorry because of the misspelling

Easy way to tame brontob

1. Find a real good armor

2. Prepare a bunch of darts or tranq

3. Prepare a lot of berries and crops

4. Just shoot at it like a maniac and ignore all it's attacks.

5. Feed it.

It's torpor goes down slow so you got a lot of time in…

how to tame a bronto:

step 1: punch it

step 2: make sure you are constantly being stomped on

step 3: get blasted out of multiverse

step 4: bend laws of time

step 5: die

Once I was putting things in my brontos inventory and it pooped on me🤮🤢gross

It's so small my foot is bigger oh wait I forgot I was standing on the mountain 😃💧

Me: “runs around the brontosaurus”

Bronto:Oh ma god

Me: This thing is harmless

Me: “hits bronto”

Bronto: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?

Bronto: “kills me”

Me: AAAAAAHHH

The Bible says something about a giant creature that has legs Thule tree stumps!!

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Shhhh memories remembered as a noon running around on my first day seeing a big egg and taking it, running back to my Minecraft shaped thatch house just to hear the ground shake and scary music.

I still can't tell if it was angry at me or the tame I gave the egg😂😂

Psst… if you eat a piece of erie candy then you will poop a bronto egg…

Y'all all noobs I put a bronto to sleep with a primitive slingshot

Also true

Me:I’m strong now boy

*apparently not*

Me: flying to spinosaurus

Me:no I’m gonna get killed

Me:(smack, spinosaurus, unconscious)

Me: yes I kill him with Bronto

Bronto:SMAK!!!!!

I knocked one out with a bow and it took me 29 mins to get it to sleep normal bow btw

Greeehehehhehe. BRUHHHHMMMMGH!

Mating calls pt 3. (Pt 2 is in pteranodon)

Once i was on creative i tamed a bronto and it took 3 days plus it died instantly by drowning #their stupid

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