When u drink beer it gives it funny name lol my favorite is flying spaghetti monster
Bloodstalker
The Bloodstalker is spider-like creature in ARK: Genesis found in the bogs.
Jokes and funny moments about the Bloodstalker from ARK players.
Why do people say that this creature is terrifying? I mean, it tries to be like you. It mimics your emotes, helps you survive, it looks amazing. What i'm saying is: this spider loves you, you should be at least nice to it. I know it sucks your blood, but this isn't it…
Why do people say that this creature is terrifying? I mean, it tries to be like you. It mimics your emotes, helps you survive, it looks amazing. What i'm saying is: this spider loves you, you should be at least nice to it. I know it sucks your blood, but this isn't it "stealing." It gives you "spider vision" while riding it, takes you to places across the map fast, and much more. I think that if anything, it earned the blood.
It's a big spider that loves blood,hunny where's my flamethrower
Me: (Peacefully wandering the bog with my carno)
I turn around and my carno is dead. Poor Clay. (Yea it’s named Clay from Wings of fire) anyway, I start harvesting the body for hide lol. And suddenly I see my heath goin down and I’m like panicking and checking my stats…
Me: (Peacefully wandering the bog with my carno)
I turn around and my carno is dead. Poor Clay. (Yea it’s named Clay from Wings of fire) anyway, I start harvesting the body for hide lol. And suddenly I see my heath goin down and I’m like panicking and checking my stats for starvation and stuff. Then I die and when it’s at the little part right before you go to the respawn screen I see one of these mutant creatures. Never. Again (but how did I not see it like c’mon me!)
Oh no, Bloodstalker, you’re hurt...
What’s that? A syringe?
Why are you sucking my blood?!
“With bog power comes bog responsibility”
-some random guy at wildcard
TonY, I DoNt fEEl sO GoOd when araneo turns into a bloodstalker
It’s like a dodo. Very deadly.
It would be awesome if they could grab eggs but instead of killing the egg it would store it in you inventory
Green goblin:So this is what spider man was bit by...
Spider-man: Yes... and now *Turn into one*
Green goblin: OH HELLO NO
I dont know if this is funny...
Bloodstalker positive side:
• Can do stuff like spiderman
• Is Great for dodging
Bloodstalker Negative side:
• It's a bug
• "Bugs bug me!!!!!" (Familiar sentence?)
• Fire Type > Bug Type
More Negatives than Positives, Clearly...
when I played genesis for the first time one latched onto me and I thought the tree was trying to eat me rather than a vampire spider,
like if this is relatable
You should use blood packs……
I use my tribemate
down came the spider from the water spout OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT
So,me and my friend were walking around,tryna find a bloodstalker. my friend gets snatched by one,screaming in his mic,im panicking,then i realize it wsd a bloodstalker,and told him
Do not I repeat.Do NOT try to lift your tames
R.I.P Subscribe the iguanadon
NOT SPIDER MAN IT IS VENOM
A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE SOME MORE WORDS
Dev1: Let’s make a spider!
Dev2: You mean like, a tarantula?
Dev1: No, silly! A Bloodstalker!
Dev2: That sounds ominous.
Dev1: Give it webs to pull in helpless creatures.
Dev2: Next?
Dev1: Hide it out of sight where you will never see it coming.
Dev2: Okay.
Dev1: Make…
Dev1: Let’s make a spider!
Dev2: You mean like, a tarantula?
Dev1: No, silly! A Bloodstalker!
Dev2: That sounds ominous.
Dev1: Give it webs to pull in helpless creatures.
Dev2: Next?
Dev1: Hide it out of sight where you will never see it coming.
Dev2: Okay.
Dev1: Make it steal other creatures’ health.
Dev2: That sounds a little too dangerous…
Dev1: Shut up and get back to work!
Dev1: Make it really, really hard to tame.
Dev2: Boss minion creature I assume?
Dev1: No, the boss gets rexes, reapers, gigas, and dollar-store players.
Dev2: Why does every thing have to be so hard in this game?
Dev1: About that boss…
Dev2: Don’t tell me, it’s some sort of monster.
Dev1: Actually, we’re giving it Megatron’s head and flipping laser-eyes.
Dev2: *sigh*. What else?
It’s a spider, backpack, vampire thing that swings around and drains players dry
Just what ark needed, my worst nightmare yet also the coolest thing to ever happen to me
My grandma who knows nothing about ARK called this a purple spider🤣🤣🤣.