In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.

Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry

I was walking around with no tames and I was grabbed by one with no blood packets on me I was punching and moving and it randomly said “you have tamed a bloodstalker” bring it up if funny

You tame this by sacrificing Joe

When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker

A SOUL FOR A SOUL

Araneo: I am best spider

Broodmother: What

Araneo has left the chat

Broodmother: I am best spider

Bloodstalker has entered the chat

Broodmother has left the chat

There is nothing funny about a super spy spider that grabs you in its web and drinks your blood.

(Players) if only there was a Thylacoleo but genesis version

(Bloodstalker) hold my blood

Dev1: Let’s make a spider!

Dev2: You mean like, a tarantula?

Dev1: No, silly! A Bloodstalker!

Dev2: That sounds ominous.

Dev1: Give it webs to pull in helpless creatures.

Dev2: Next?

Dev1: Hide it out of sight where you will never see it coming.

Dev2: Okay.

Dev1: Make it steal other creatures’ health.

Dev2: That sounds a little too dangerous…

Dev1: Shut up and get back to work!

Dev1: Make it really, really hard to tame.

Dev2: Boss minion creature I assume?

Dev1: No, the boss gets rexes, reapers, gigas, and dollar-store players.

Dev2: Why does every thing have to be so hard in this game?

Dev1: About that boss…

Dev2: Don’t tell me, it’s some sort of monster.

Dev1: Actually, we’re giving it Megatron’s head and flipping laser-eyes.

Dev2: *sigh*. What else?

I am spooder🕷️

I like blood 🩸

You have tons 🫵

So give me sum 🤲

I zip-zip 🦵

All around 😊

Your lifeless body 😀

Lays on the ground💀

I grab with web🕸️

Beware my bite👹

Congrats you've tamed this guy! 🫶

I am useful 🫠

Very much🙃

Give me blood 🩸

I go *munch* 😋

-UrLocalDuck