In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.

Araneo: I am best spider
Broodmother: What
Araneo has left the chat
Broodmother: I am best spider
Bloodstalker has entered the chat
Broodmother has left the chat

Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry

You tame this by sacrificing Joe

When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker


A SOUL FOR A SOUL

Best way to get free blood packs on pvp servers:

1. Hang in a large tree and pretend to be an normal tame. 2. Wait for a player looking for a bloodstalker
3. Suck it
4. Boom! free bloodpacks for days bby :D

Spider man,
spider man,
does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web,
lystro sized,
sucks your blood veins
completely dry,
watch out,
here comes the spider man.

~the blood stalker song~

*insert funny non spiderman joke*

Nobody: My Bloodstalker when I run out of blood packs: You Know The Rules And So Do I

Me : climbs a tree
Bloodstalker: YEAH YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY