What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.
Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry
You tame this by sacrificing Joe
I was walking around with no tames and I was grabbed by one with no blood packets on me I was punching and moving and it randomly said “you have tamed a bloodstalker” bring it up if funny
Araneo: I am best spider
Araneo has left the chat
Broodmother: I am best spider
Bloodstalker has entered the chat
Broodmother has left the chat
When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker
A SOUL FOR A SOUL
Best way to get free blood packs on pvp servers:
1. Hang in a large tree and pretend to be an normal tame. 2. Wait for a player looking for a bloodstalker
3. Suck it
4. Boom! free bloodpacks for days bby :D
Did anyone else see a bloodstalker in the fjordur launch trailer at the
far left side of the screen near the torch at the time of 0:45?
Nobody: My Bloodstalker when I run out of blood packs: You Know The Rules And So Do I
Me : climbs a tree
Bloodstalker: YEAH YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY
Damn these bloodstalkers are annoying man.
They will grab and then stab
Does this thing make anybody else want a map that's just a massive tree up if so
Bloodstalker...hmm what a odd way to spell you worst nightmare
Your Friendly Spidermon is evolving..........
Your Spidermon Evolved into... BLOODS-TALKER
... Bola your friend and run...!
The Giant Enemy Bloodstalker *beatboxing intensifies*
I spent at least 45 hours looking for a blood stalker on mobile and when I checked do do dex it said it wasn’t on mobile I was sad…
does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web,
sucks your blood veins
here comes the spider man.
~the blood stalker song~
Had a dream where one was talking to me
“With bog power comes bog responsibility”
-some random guy at wildcard
I'm gonna go tame one of these just so someone will hold me :(