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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 587 · Answer 1 · 2020-02-21T04:26:44+00:00

In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.

score 568 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-16T02:02:08+00:00

Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry

score 320 · Answer 3 · 2021-04-21T13:11:26+00:00

I was walking around with no tames and I was grabbed by one with no blood packets on me I was punching and moving and it randomly said “you have tamed a bloodstalker” bring it up if funny

score 422 · Answer 4 · 2019-11-08T01:38:32+00:00

You tame this by sacrificing Joe

score 331 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-04T16:55:44+00:00

When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker

A SOUL FOR A SOUL

score 272 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-19T12:19:48+00:00

Araneo: I am best spider

Broodmother: What

Araneo has left the chat

Broodmother: I am best spider

Bloodstalker has entered the chat

Broodmother has left the chat

score 260 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-09T08:49:56+00:00

Best way to get free blood packs on pvp servers:

1. Hang in a large tree and pretend to be an normal tame. 2. Wait for a player looking for a bloodstalker

3. Suck it

4. Boom! free bloodpacks for days bby :D

score 237 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-07T09:12:05+00:00

Nobody: My Bloodstalker when I run out of blood packs: You Know The Rules And So Do I

score 213 · Answer 9 · 2020-02-28T21:39:13+00:00

Me : climbs a tree

Bloodstalker: YEAH YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-03-28T20:35:14+00:00

Player 1: wat is that

Pro1234: “runs away”

Bloodstalker: come here let me clap ur cheeks

Player 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Noob1234: ok

score 7 · Answer 11 · 2024-12-23T14:23:16+00:00

You should use blood packs……

I use my tribemate

score 153 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-28T09:57:23+00:00

Bloodstalker...hmm what a odd way to spell you worst nightmare

score 143 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-25T15:11:55+00:00

Spiderman Spiderman

Damn these bloodstalkers are annoying man.

They will grab and then stab

score 137 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-29T14:14:14+00:00

Your Friendly Spidermon is evolving..........

Your Spidermon Evolved into... BLOODS-TALKER

... Bola your friend and run...!

score 56 · Answer 15 · 2022-11-06T23:32:07+00:00

Just another day in Australia.

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2024-12-22T13:44:14+00:00

Player 1: Isn't he adorable!

Player 2: NO! Remember I have arachnophobia!

Player 1: He will help you with your arachnophobia!

Player 2: Player 2 has died from bloodstalker level 150

Player 1: Uh oh

Player 1 has died from bloodstalker level 150

score 111 · Answer 17 · 2020-02-28T09:52:25+00:00

Had a dream where one was talking to me

score 107 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-07T04:44:39+00:00

I'm gonna go tame one of these just so someone will hold me :(

score 85 · Answer 19 · 2021-02-08T06:43:08+00:00

Spider man,

spider man,

does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web,

lystro sized,

sucks your blood veins

completely dry,

watch out,

here comes the spider man.

~the blood stalker song~

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2025-02-23T03:16:52+00:00

When ARK developers ran out of ideas, and decided:

Let's make nightmares fuel, yaknow? Kill nearly every player and make tons of money in the process!

Ark 1

Players 0