ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tame one put it in ext. name venom paint all black have 100k in hp 55k Melee damage set wander and aggro and you have Venom
Alpha tribe *sees it* gets one with triple the stats and paint it spoider man and name it spoider man attacks venom venom be like I have not unlocked my final form gets giant the size of a giga and has 200 times the stats that spoider man has *steps on spoider man* spoider man*dies*
I flew into a cave one time and three of these things came at me. They jumped out of nowhere as in they came from the ceiling. There was a giant hole there. I took my dad to the Cave, and saw none my dad, believe me back to when they jumped at me when they killed me I peed my pants what they were horrifying