What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.
Aaaahhhhhhh a spider kill it. No it’s a stocker.
Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry
You tame this by sacrificing Joe
Araneo: I am best spider
Araneo has left the chat
Broodmother: I am best spider
Bloodstalker has entered the chat
Broodmother has left the chat
I was walking around with no tames and I was grabbed by one with no blood packets on me I was punching and moving and it randomly said “you have tamed a bloodstalker” bring it up if funny
When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker
A SOUL FOR A SOUL
Best way to get free blood packs on pvp servers:
1. Hang in a large tree and pretend to be an normal tame. 2. Wait for a player looking for a bloodstalker
3. Suck it
4. Boom! free bloodpacks for days bby :D
Nobody: My Bloodstalker when I run out of blood packs: You Know The Rules And So Do I
Me : climbs a tree
Bloodstalker: YEAH YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY
Does this thing make anybody else want a map that's just a massive tree up if so
Bloodstalker...hmm what a odd way to spell you worst nightmare
Damn these bloodstalkers are annoying man.
They will grab and then stab
Your Friendly Spidermon is evolving..........
Your Spidermon Evolved into... BLOODS-TALKER
... Bola your friend and run...!
That one Peter Parker Dr.Strange saw in Spider-Man no way home
It’s like a dodo. Very deadly.
does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web,
sucks your blood veins
here comes the spider man.
~the blood stalker song~
When u drink beer it gives it funny name lol my favorite is flying spaghetti monster
Had a dream where one was talking to me