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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tame one put it in ext. name venom paint all black have 100k in hp 55k Melee damage set wander and aggro and you have Venom
Alpha tribe *sees it* gets one with triple the stats and paint it spoider man and name it spoider man attacks venom venom be like I have not unlocked my final form gets giant the size of a giga and has 200 times the stats that spoider man has *steps on spoider man* spoider man*dies*
The End
I flew into a cave one time and three of these things came at me. They jumped out of nowhere as in they came from the ceiling. There was a giant hole there. I took my dad to the Cave, and saw none my dad, believe me back to when they jumped at me when they killed me I peed my pants what they were horrifying
So I drank one beer, hearing about the trick, and all ten or so of my Bloodstalkers had their names changed, all to different things. Most of them were okay, but my fave stalker Runaway’s name got changed to “JUST LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF EVIL” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m not kidding seriously it was so funny
I had a dream where they where in abbration and I was in creative mode but cause I’m a complete chicken 🐔 I was terrified because one had grabbed me and was sucking my blood but it wasn’t a video game it was real life then I broke free and hid under a tent ⛺️ then I woke up it probably one of the worst nightmares that I’ve ever had and that’s saying something cause I have a lot of dreams about be eating or roasted alive or just being killed in general and sorry for bad grammar
A conversation between the ark spiders-
Araneo: I think I’m the best because I’m a passive tame and passive tames are annoying as fuk
Broodmother: I’m a boss... you think you’re annoying when people have to use Apex drops and artifacts to fight me.
Bloodstalker: ...
Araneo: *spins web into outer space*
Broodmother: *gets Ganged up on by 20 gigas
Bloodstalker: heh