Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So I drank one beer, hearing about the trick, and all ten or so of my Bloodstalkers had their names changed, all to different things. Most of them were okay, but my fave stalker Runaway’s name got changed to “JUST LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF EVIL” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m not kidding seriously it was so funny
More Bloodstalker Funny Tips
Dev1: Let’s make a spider!
Dev2: You mean like, a tarantula?
Dev1: No, silly! A Bloodstalker!
Dev2: That sounds ominous.
Dev1: Give it webs to pull in helpless creatures.
Dev2: Next?
Dev1: Hide it out of sight where you will never see it coming.
Dev2: Okay.
Dev1: Make it steal other creatures’ health.
Dev2: That sounds a little too dangerous…
Dev1: Shut up and get back to work!
Dev1: Make it really, really hard to tame.
Dev2: Boss minion creature I assume?
Dev1: No, the boss gets rexes, reapers, gigas, and dollar-store players.
Dev2: Why does every thing have to be so hard in this game?
Dev1: About that boss…
Dev2: Don’t tell me, it’s some sort of monster.
Dev1: Actually, we’re giving it Megatron’s head and flipping laser-eyes.
Dev2: *sigh*. What else?