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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-05-19T13:25:48+00:00

So my friend said when I got Genesis so you can call and we’ll go to giant trees and the bog go to that OK so I did and I got a f***ing fnaf jump scared by five f***ing spiders

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-05-02T21:19:58+00:00

Okay… but this reminds me of the Mind Flayer from Stranger Things

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-04-27T22:10:25+00:00

I pooped my pants allo chasing me and the I got picked up I get jumped scared to much oh and any one have toilet paper I’m out I live alone

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-25T15:38:23+00:00

You can launch yourself through the air ITS SO FUN!

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-12T20:52:17+00:00

When you ride it looks like your back is in the bloodstalk body

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-09T22:04:34+00:00

me just walking around in the bog (even tho I don’t have the genesis expansion): bloodstalker: perfect time your here just in time for dinner :also me: what do you mea- bloodstalker eats me🌺 rip

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-26T01:04:40+00:00

Have it grab you then have somebody heal you with phase pistol ez

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-25T21:56:54+00:00

Has anyone else noticed that without there legs the are as small as a jebora

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-08T22:52:41+00:00

When you get drunk they like to play trick on you...

Wait, *hic,* I don’t think my Bloodstalker was *hic* named “Bloodletty Speghetti” *hic* before.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-24T22:31:17+00:00

I think he wants u ;-;

Yep he wants u bad.

Even for cristmus ;-;

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-04T14:35:31+00:00

me once i saw one for the first time:IS THAT SPOODERMON!!!!!????

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-08-12T18:23:42+00:00

them:go catch a blood sucker it I'll be fun they said

I dry as sand

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-27T10:16:14+00:00

Even when you tame this thing it’s sucks your blood what’s next zombie dodos and wyverns eat your brain?

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-29T18:20:16+00:00

Spiderman, spiderman,

He sucks your blood and thinks its fun

Spiderman, spiderman,

He drinks you dry until your fried

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-20T05:32:46+00:00

———you have scrolled down so far you should have a break———

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-03T22:22:00+00:00

It is just a Spider-Man in Ark.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-21T18:12:54+00:00

The Spider-Man gods demand a sacrifice.Me:what sacrifice.Bloodstalkerlooks at my friend.My friend:don’t do it..... don’t you do it I swear to god.Me:I have something to do.My friend: don’t leave me.Me:take him bye.My friend: son of a gun

.Bloodstalker sends its web to pull my friend.My friend:AAAAAHHHHH. 10 minutes later me and my friend have a bloodstalker. Me and my friend: worst tame ever it took like 2 hours. LOL

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-07T02:44:21+00:00

Fish gotta swim,birds gotta fly and bloodstalker gotta S U C C

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-22T17:50:47+00:00

So this 1 time, I was trying to fix a glitch but then 2 Bloodstalkers webbed me 3 times. And the bad thing was that they lvl-123 LOL 😂

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2024-04-15T22:06:44+00:00

I hate these guys they are weird but cool and annoying