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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Spider-Man gods demand a sacrifice.Me:what sacrifice.Bloodstalkerlooks at my friend.My friend:don’t do it..... don’t you do it I swear to god.Me:I have something to do.My friend: don’t leave me.Me:take him bye.My friend: son of a gun
.Bloodstalker sends its web to pull my friend.My friend:AAAAAHHHHH. 10 minutes later me and my friend have a bloodstalker. Me and my friend: worst tame ever it took like 2 hours. LOL
Tame one put it in ext. name venom paint all black have 100k in hp 55k Melee damage set wander and aggro and you have Venom
Alpha tribe *sees it* gets one with triple the stats and paint it spoider man and name it spoider man attacks venom venom be like I have not unlocked my final form gets giant the size of a giga and has 200 times the stats that spoider man has *steps on spoider man* spoider man*dies*
The End
I flew into a cave one time and three of these things came at me. They jumped out of nowhere as in they came from the ceiling. There was a giant hole there. I took my dad to the Cave, and saw none my dad, believe me back to when they jumped at me when they killed me I peed my pants what they were horrifying